“There were so many viciously sarcastic ways to respond, Jaden’s brain was temporarily paralyzed due to witty comeback overload.” — Courtney Kirchoff Copy Share Image
I like messed up people, and I try to associate with them as much as I possibly can. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The arrow always tipped with ill nature and sarcasm is deadliest to him who sends it. — Prentice Mulford Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
I can fluently speak five languages: English, emoji, sexting, sarcasm and sass. — Tyler Oakley Copy Share Image
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.' Yeah, well, whoever wrote that was a friggin' idiot.” — Marley Gibson Copy Share Image
“I'm pretty sure those're my balls you've found,” I said to the man searching my pants. “You gonna count 'em out now?… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“The students adore your father,' a perfumed woman said to me. 'Aren't you lucky to live with such a charming man!' 'He's… — Natalie Standiford Copy Share Image
Having to delete songs for making room in your iPod is like having to kill some of your children because you can't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Let me guess - you're Grumpy?' He let out a humpf . ' And you would be too, if you'd just spent… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“I'm working from the assumption it's going to go horribly wrong. If we get out of here with limbs intact and no… — Chloe Neill Copy Share Image
The less experienced a doctor is, the higher are his notions of professional dignity . . . — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat." I grinned. "I've noticed." Reyn's face tightened and Nell flushed,… — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
The spirit of sarcasm lives and thrives in the midst of universal wreck; its balls are enchanted and itself invulnerable, and it… — Henri Frederic Amiel Copy Share Image
What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of… — Roland Barthes Copy Share Image
At the best, sarcasms, bitter irony, scathing wit, are a sort of swordplay of the mind. You pink your adversary, and he… — Christian Nestell Bovee Copy Share Image
