“He checked his parachute and launched himself into the Sea of Sarcasm. --Havana Red” — Leonardo Padura Copy Share Image
“Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Since you stand in the same bridge with him why don't you two just jump off.” — Sitta Karina Copy Share Image
“This is fantastically squalid," said Milo. "We may never get out of here alive.” — R.J. Anderson Copy Share Image
Ministers fall like buttered slices of bread: usually on their good side. — Ludwig Borne Copy Share Image
“The worst case of discrimination can be witnessed in music. Imagine calling B 'sharp' in presence of D 'minor” — EverSkeptic Copy Share Image
Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. — Frank Lloyd Wright Copy Share Image
The arrow always tipped with ill nature and sarcasm is deadliest to him who sends it. — Prentice Mulford Copy Share Image
“You are quite possibly the least smooth guy I know,” she mumbled. “You can’t even put your arm around me without tripping… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“Don't waste yer' breath kid. Explainin' anything to that one? It's like tryin' ta' slap the dumb off a retard... -George Foster” — Shawn Durnin Copy Share Image
So, I bought a new CD and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers... I mean… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Being nice to people you don't like isn't called being two-faced ; it's called Growing up . You should try it sometime.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You really don’t want to take that tone with me. (Varyk) Well, I do have several others we can choose from. Contemptuous.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“The words, I love you, are empty without clarification. Women prefer to be told what they can expect. It is measurable like… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“As soon as they were spotted, one of the jerk’s buddies pointed at me and said, “Arrest her! She’s the one who… — Bella Shadow Copy Share Image
“Dear Producers, Something is radiating deep within me and it must be transmitted or I will implode and the world will suffer… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
Keep up," said an irritable voice in her ear. It was Jace, who had dropped back to walk beside her. "I don't… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The exact meaning of irony is so narrow that the word is hardly worth using; in its broad, current definition, it's a… — Richard Corliss Copy Share Image
The sky was of the deepest blue, with a few white, fleecy clouds drifting lazily across it, and the air was filled… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“If then, Moses so distinctly announces that there is in us not only a faculty, but also a facility for keeping all… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
Q. Why is it you remember everyting, especially after an argument. A. Because I pay attention, you should make the same effort.… — Cristine Shye Copy Share Image
A guy was trying to get a girl's attention. He decided to ask her to help him with his homework. She agreed.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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