LyLe

Some people are as useless as the 'g' in 'lasagna'

— LyLe

Of all the things that I've lost, I miss my mind the most

— LyLe

Dear America, why don't you run on me instead of donuts? Sincerely treadmill

— LyLe

Failure makes me stronger. Love keeps me alive. But it's you who keeps me smiling

— LyLe

The most romantic love story isn't about Romeo and Juliet, it's about your grandparents growing old together

— LyLe

It doesn't matter if you're black or white, I'll love you, but if you are orange, then well....

— LyLe

You say you wanna die, but in reality you wanna be saved

— LyLe

Physics would have been much easier if... Tree had fallen on newton's head instead of the apple

— LyLe

I'm the kind of girl who would wear his hoodie only because it smells like him

— LyLe