“Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.” — Aniruddha Sastikar Copy Share Image
“My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where even I don’t know whether I’m kidding or not. -T-shirt” — Lani Lynn Vale Copy Share Image
*Saturday Nights* Me: Online, eating, watching tv. Everyone else: Partying, getting high & drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being sarcastic to dumb people because they can't tell if your being honest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She: Can I have breakfast in bed? Me: If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. — Wandini Copy Share Image
“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
If you want to argue with me, BRING IT. I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON. — Michael Angelo De Leon Copy Share Image
Give a great big hug to all the drug dealers, sluts, and ass holes. They sure know how keep the world going — Masha Mezz Copy Share Image
Shareholder meetings are not usually the occasion for utter candor - or for that matter, arch sarcasm - by chief executives. — Alex Berenson Copy Share Image
I'm not addicted to twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Get the point?" I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile. Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast. "What? Sarcastic postkill… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“You like them," I realized. Noah's eyebrows lifted in question. "Like as people." "As opposed to...furniture?" "They're my PARENTS." "That is my… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“I'm good. And it's good to see you've kept up the tradition of getting the holy shit beat out of you,even when… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“If she hasn't learned to appreciate my sterling character and spectacular good looks by this time, it's not likely she will.” — Elizabeth Peters Copy Share Image
You know, your sarcasm isn’t appreciated right now. I’ve been drugged, beaten, nearly raped, saved, drugged again, hijacked, and now threatened by… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Oh, my! I'm so sorry, my lord!" I apologised, my voice coated with sarcasm. "As hardy as I am, it's just impossible… — Cayla Kluver Copy Share Image
“Don't tell me," Jace said, "Simon's turned himself into an ocelot and you want me to do something about it before Isabelle… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Satire must not be a kind of superfluous ill will, but ill will from a higher point of view. Ridiculous man, divine… — Paul Klee Copy Share Image
“What about you? What do you do?” I needed to ask questions, draw him out. I needed to find out all the… — Kate Avery Ellison Copy Share Image
“Why do you haunt me? You, like a tattoo on my tongue, like the bay leaf at the bottom of every pan.… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
“He paused at the bedroom door, shut his eyes, took a deep breath, and walked right out like it was any other… — Jane Seville Copy Share Image
“The phone wavered in Richard's hand. He was holding it about half an inch away from his ear anyway because it seemed… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“For me, all those systematic Bureaucracies of traditional schools jaded me. For me, I still couldn’t understand why we have to have… — Neda Aria Copy Share Image
“The students adore your father,' a perfumed woman said to me. 'Aren't you lucky to live with such a charming man!' 'He's… — Natalie Standiford Copy Share Image
