“Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.” — Aniruddha Sastikar Copy Share Image
Pen drives are like relatives, no matter how many you have, when you really need it, you can't even find one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Is this the baby?" I said. Ma turned on me again. "What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
Your sarcasms brings out the wit in me,your critics d best in me,your taunts d drive I need,MY ENEMY! Oh! MY FRIEND. — Nwori Joshua Copy Share Image
It's cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
Chandler: I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You don't have fangs." "I do." Why did it feel as if she'd just insulted his virility? "I don't think I would… — Brenda Huber Copy Share Image
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Regardless of what amount of satire or sarcasm is heard in what I do, the reason it connects with people is because… — Ricky Reed Copy Share Image
Don't consider sarcasm the 'be-all' and 'end-all' of verbal intercourse. Far too many people place way too much importance on the sarcasm… — Adam Rifkin Copy Share Image
“Well, what do you want me to do? Head butt my way through a few inches of steel?!” she snarled. “Well, that… — SLJ Shortt Copy Share Image
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved… — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
“Seriously? One kiss and we’re having an existential crisis? Angie, breathe. There’s no ring on your finger. Date whoever you want. Chapter… — Irina Semikop Copy Share Image
“Look at what you've done,' Sanguine said, shaking his head with mock severity. 'You have foiled out insidious little plot. You have… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Arch turned and looked at Ian. The other man was fiddling with the neckline of his shirt. “You're just jealous, Ian, and… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
“The idea filled her with a nameless horror. Lost in thought, it took her several moments to realize that Jace had been… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Humor does not include sarcasm, invalid irony, sardonicism, innuendo, or any other form of cruelty. When these things are raised to a… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
The best way to sell yourself to others is first to sell the others to yourself. Check yourself against this list of… — Harold Geneen Copy Share Image
“You know.” My voice was laced with sarcasm. “I love being reminded of just how f*cked up people find my company. One… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“A demigod?” I repeated like I’d just learned to speak a few seconds ago. “A real, live demigod?” “Opposed to a fake,… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
And sometimes, if I was really, really lucky, he’d smile at me. A real smile, too—not the dry one that accompanied the… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“I certainly don’t like the idea of missionaries. In fact, the whole business fills me with fear and alarm. I don’t believe… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
