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About time," Christian said. "Lissa and Adrian get the market share on worrying about you, but they're not the only ones. And… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
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Though we adore men individually, we agree as a group they're rather stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Decided to get in touch with my feminine side today... Made myself a sandwich. — Persia Copy Share Image
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Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. Women continue to hate their bodies... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded. — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
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For some reason that only a sociologist might be able to accurately explain, the Brazilian Press was extremely unkind to me, reporting… — Astrud Gilberto Copy Share Image
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I've just got to remind myself that it's hard to express tone and sarcasm and stuff through text. — Kyle Larson Copy Share Image
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