My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction. — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile. — Mahmoud Darwish Copy Share Image
“As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Can you enter a house uninvited?" "No." "Why?" "That would be rude.” — Abigail Gibbs Copy Share Image
It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues. — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
Anyone who starts a sentence With all due respect...is about to insult you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon, 'launder' became a dirty word — William Zinsser Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is not the rapier of wit its wielders seem to believe it to be, but merely a club: it may, by… — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
“You see why I married her, Mycroft? The exquisite juxtaposition of ladylike threads and backhanded compliments proved irresistible.” — Laurie R. King Copy Share Image
“Only men who have crouched in the trenches under heavy machine gun fire, and then rose as one to charge the perceived… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“But nowhere in the file had anyone said, “Oh, and by the way, he runs like a gazelle with an espresso addiction.”… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“What are you doing here?” All right, he was standing in front of an easel, holding a paint palette and brush. “Taxidermy?”… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“Aphorisms should be peaks – and those who are addressed, tall and lofty. The air thin and pure, danger near, and the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Remember sarcasm is forbidden and sincerity the order of the day. You are country folks now, and it will do you good… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
“Grudges don't simply disappear. And I know that no matter what people tell you to comfort you, it just sounds like sarcasm."… — Sahara Mizu Copy Share Image
Am I horny enough to hump a bedpost?" Mica asked. "Not quite yet. Should I consult with you first, Doctor?" Sarcasm lay… — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
“No one is going to know about this, or should I be more explicit?" "Yes," she replied sharply. "I am brilliantly cunning… — Johanna Lindsey Copy Share Image
“His long wait is almost done. I am sending Balon Swann to Sunspear, to deliver him the head of Gregor Clegane.” Ser… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“His relationship with his wife was one of the strangest: they talked till late at night; Bull liked to hold the floor,… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“What--has O-Tar seen an ulsio and fainted?" demanded I-Gos with broad sarcasm. "Men have died for less than that, ancient one," E-Thas… — Edgar Rice Burroughs Copy Share Image
Krzhizhanovsky wanted to perform imaginary experiments with the nature of time and space. Outside, in the streets, the Communist state was busy… — Adam Thirlwell Copy Share Image
My two souls, the socially conscious one and the lighthearted one, are always in my movies because they find a perfect habitat… — Lina Wertmuller Copy Share Image
“What - what - what are you doing?" he demanded. "I am almost six hundred years old," Magnus claimed, and Ragnor snorted,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
