And yet the motives of women are so inscrutable. You remember the woman at Margate whom I suspected for the same reason.… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
The atmosphere of Venus consists of ammonia, sulfur, and nitric oxide. Man must have lived there once. — Andre Brie Copy Share Image
“Get the point?" I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile. Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast. "What? Sarcastic postkill… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
I drink to make everything interesting.... so when I say I love you consider me drunk!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I’d better get going or Valek will be wondering where I am.” “Yes, by all means go. I noticed you and Valek… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
“What, everyone you know has been kidnapped by pirates and forced to chop octopus in a kitchen that smells like a whale's… — Claire Fayers Copy Share Image
I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. — Ashleigh Brilliant Copy Share Image
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
A lot of people try to use sarcasm to flirt, and it tends not to read well. Most people who are successful… — Amy Webb Copy Share Image
“Jules stood up and stretched gracelessly. “Let’s hurry up and pay before she”-she indicated Claire with a flick of her thumb-“sees something… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
Whenever I see Myself In A Mirror, It Whispers,You're A Monster And I says Doubt Me. — NizamShahbaaz Copy Share Image
“I sighed and deleted the message, imagining the dirty clothes multiplying like rabbits, because that’s what they do when I’m not around.” — Alex Owens Copy Share Image
“Yeah, because you'll really be showing them, won't you. Talk about cutting up your wrists to spite your fate.” — Alexander Gordon Smith Copy Share Image
“In 1803, President Jefferson oversaw the purchase of this land from the French for $15 million. It doesn't sound like much for… — Dave Gorman Copy Share Image
“What - what - what are you doing?" he demanded. "I am almost six hundred years old," Magnus claimed, and Ragnor snorted,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
What is your worst sin? My vanity. I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty. That isn't vanity, dear, that's imagination. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
Oh yeah, you’re a regular sage. Shouldn’t you be sitting on a mountain somewhere cultivating a long white beard waiting for knowledge… — Jacquelyn Frank Copy Share Image
I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic. — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
“You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet.” — Jules Barnard Copy Share Image
“Excuse me if I feel skeptical,' I said. 'Coach's foot fell off. How exactly do you propose to cure that? Superglue?” — Carrie Harris Copy Share Image
In Lubbock, we grew up with two main things: God loves you and he's gonna send you to hell, and that sex… — Butch Hancock Copy Share Image
