“Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Hi! I'm Ethan, I shop at Ikea. I bought a $300 dining suite and it took me three days to assemble!” — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
“The building is a tumbling house of cards behind me. The bus bitches are paper cutouts.” — Jolene Stockman Copy Share Image
Individuals who have a sarcastic personality tend to be more honest & upfront, the type of people you want as friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It feels good to shoot your veins full of heroin too, but that doesn’t mean you should go out and become a… — Noelle Blakely Copy Share Image
A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. — Hy Gardner Copy Share Image
“Humor and sarcasm: Humor and sarcasm are two very common ways to deflect, avoid, or simply deny feelings and thoughts.” — Shirley Impellizzeri Copy Share Image
“You were a well-respected agent, Michael, a rags-to-riches fairytale ending. Until you became disgraced. Now it appears your own organization wishes to… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Jules stood up and stretched gracelessly. “Let’s hurry up and pay before she”-she indicated Claire with a flick of her thumb-“sees something… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“Well, I think Leo's either going to learn a much needed lesson in social activity-- or go nuts and kill us all."… — Hazel Blackthorn Copy Share Image
My brothers are both 6 ft. 5 in., and if you have younger brothers who are bigger than you then you have… — Nick Moran Copy Share Image
I didn't slap anyone! I was just swinging my hand in the air and someone decided to block it with his cheek.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My son Cooper has just turned ten and the sarcasm fairy has already started to take up residence inside his body. Not… — Melissa Rivers Copy Share Image
“Why do you haunt me? You, like a tattoo on my tongue, like the bay leaf at the bottom of every pan.… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
“He paused at the bedroom door, shut his eyes, took a deep breath, and walked right out like it was any other… — Jane Seville Copy Share Image
“For me, all those systematic Bureaucracies of traditional schools jaded me. For me, I still couldn’t understand why we have to have… — Neda Aria Copy Share Image
Poison." he said, deadpan. "That's an unusual name to give your child. You must love her very much." She's a treasure." Bram… — Chris Wooding Copy Share Image
“The phone wavered in Richard's hand. He was holding it about half an inch away from his ear anyway because it seemed… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“How do you know? You said lithium didn’t work for some people. It’s not working for me!’ ‘Till the end of the… — Tabitha Suzuma Copy Share Image
“The students adore your father,' a perfumed woman said to me. 'Aren't you lucky to live with such a charming man!' 'He's… — Natalie Standiford Copy Share Image
“I'm transferring Ian down to New Orleans to assist with this,” Arch said as he looked at both men. “I would send… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
My teacher told me to shoot for the stars, you can be anything. I told him if I do that I would… — Livefree2dream44 Copy Share Image
“We both want you dead. I'm bringing the friendship bracelets to the next meeting.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oh no, praying is great, without it the thumbscrews and the Iron Maiden probably never would have been invented.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Beth: Are you stalking me now? Nick: No, I'm just running into you in a premidetated manner — When In Rome - Beth Copy Share Image
Sarcasm and compassion are two of the qualities that make life on Earth tolerable. — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
I'm so sick of sarcasm and irony, I could kill! Sincerely, the real root of things is love and sacrifice. — Ben Foster Copy Share Image
Halloween: Is one night of the year when all households save the most on their electricity bill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Imitating someone is the mediocre way of getting humanity back to what we evolved from.” — Shubham Choudhary Copy Share Image
I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction. — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some intentionally injure others through mocking, sarcasm with no intent to help. Others are trying to help. — Sterling W Sill Copy Share Image
The subconscious doesn't distinguish sarcasm and jokes. It just accepts what it hears. That's the power of words. — India Arie Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is the only way I can avoid saying fuck off since in other places its considered rude and a big ass… — Osvaldo M Copy Share Image
