“I was starting to hate my sixteenth birthday. A poufy white dress and a cake with roses made out of pink icing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friend: I say tomato you say .... Me:FUCK YOU FRIEND : You were suppose to say tamota lets try it again .… — MEE Copy Share Image
“So what were your favorite subjects in school?" "School?" He leaned back in his chair as though he needed the extra space… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
This was why I was here. This was why I would take whatever reception waited for me when I got back. Because,… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
"There are one or two elementary rules to be observed in the way of handling patients," he remarked, seating himself on the… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
Pop quiz: Your kid is being eaten by a camel. Do you... 1) Save your kid. 2) Take a picture — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Yes", she said her voice dripping with sarcasm. "That's exactly what I'm saying, in fact let's try sex again." She leaped to… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
It is said that truth comes from the mouths of fools and children: I wish every good mind which feels an inclination… — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
“Where are Haldad my father, and Haldad my brother? If the king of Doriath fears a friendship between Haleth and those who… — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“Don't you know that I passionately dote on every chin on his face?” — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
Don't you just LOVE rumors, they tell you so many awesome things you didn't even know about yourself! — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
Yeah, my boyfriend does this REAAAALLYY cute thing..where he doesn't exist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your sarcasms brings out the wit in me,your critics d best in me,your taunts d drive I need,MY ENEMY! Oh! MY FRIEND. — Nwori Joshua Copy Share Image
“Well, it just figures," Younger told him, like a man explaining his religion.” — Richard Stark Copy Share Image
The exact meaning of irony is so narrow that the word is hardly worth using; in its broad, current definition, it's a… — Richard Corliss Copy Share Image
“With a sense of humor like that, you could make a living as a garbage man anywhere in the country.” — jim butcher Copy Share Image
You say you love me ... Aww muffin!! Acchhoo.. Sorry my allergies to bullshit is acting up, it's telling me that your… — Zabi Khojazada Copy Share Image
When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about it completely until you bring it up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What if the government built this thing? I doubt it. Why? Cause it works. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“His relationship with his wife was one of the strangest: they talked till late at night; Bull liked to hold the floor,… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
