“..each ministry has an allocation of money to spend on projects agreed to by the government. Every Secretary of State is acutely… — Jeffrey Archer Copy Share Image
Alright, you'll get your bonus, buy play nice with her. Keep your sarcasm to a minimum. (Kyrian) Yes, O Great Lord and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
It is a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon, 'launder' became a dirty word — William Zinsser Copy Share Image
“Such polite manners for an armed man who was kidnapping me. Danilo could take a few lessons from him.” — robin bridges Copy Share Image
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil; for which reason I have long since as good… — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
“The worst case of discrimination can be witnessed in music. Imagine calling B 'sharp' in presence of D 'minor” — EverSkeptic Copy Share Image
“All right. The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly overflowing with… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, did the beginning of my sentence inturrupt the middle of yours? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Breslin gives me his wise-teacher smile, which is kind and crinkly and would make me feel warm all over if I was… — Tana French Copy Share Image
I'm not addicted to twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But nowhere in the file had anyone said, “Oh, and by the way, he runs like a gazelle with an espresso addiction.”… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
Alcohol: Because no good story starts with So this one time I was eating a salad — Persia Copy Share Image
I saw the most beautiful moving painting at the art gallary the other day, but then I realized it was a mirror... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
...Man is a marvelous curiosity. When he is at his very very best he is a sort of low grade nickel-plated angel;… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“He checked his parachute and launched himself into the Sea of Sarcasm. --Havana Red” — Leonardo Padura Copy Share Image
I don't try to be a sarcastic bitch all the time; I'm just naturally talented like that I guess. *shrugs shoulders and… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth just like stupid falls from yours — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
“We are literally in the heart of Jesus,” he said. “I thought we were in a church basement, but we are literally… — John Green Copy Share Image
“How Gloomy it is, to pause, to cease and to rust unburn, to get used and be indistinct. Like to live is… — Abhijit Tripathi Copy Share Image
“Life's a party. So smile and eat shit and pretend it's fucking caviar.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
