“The creative process is a love story that never ends. The ideas are like suitors competing for your attention. You may have… — Jaeda DeWalt Copy Share Image
Might I trouble you to open the window, for chloroform vapour does not help the palate. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
You may hate me for being a sarcastic bitch, but I'm the one who gets exactly what I want while you're still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to eat something I found on the ground ... and when I do, I'm going to say Yum Yum! — Higher Grounds Copy Share Image
Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter? Yes, said Harry stiffly. Yes, sir. There's no need to… — JK Rowling Copy Share Image
I thought the line 'I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska' was very funny. I think the word is… — Andrea Fay Friedman Copy Share Image
“Yes, I was standing on nothing but congealed starlight. Yes, I was walking up through a savage storm, the wind threatening to… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Truly," remarked Nandi as we entered a darkened tunnel, "it is amazing that you have not died yet, mistress." "Well, hang in… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Hey, Carlos," the Professor says when he walks in. "How was REACH?" "It sucked." "Can you be more specific?" my guardian asks.… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“Casting sarcasm ain't easy.. It needs hard work and a big mug of cappuccino!” — Himmilicious Copy Share Image
The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. — Frank Lloyd Wright Copy Share Image
“What? You mean this crap shack isn't part of the Four Seasons. Shocking.” — Ashley Elston Copy Share Image
“Don't tell me," Jace said, "Simon's turned himself into an ocelot and you want me to do something about it before Isabelle… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“For the whole earth is the tomb of famous men; not only are they commemorated by columns and inscriptions in their own… — Thucydides Copy Share Image
“I think one of the problems in this country is that too many people are screwing things up, committing crimes and then… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Oh, that's great. That way, when things have quieted down, and we come up for air, or money, or re-supply, we'll get… — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
“You like? she asked Slade. He gave her a head nod and she vanished behind the curtain. That's my sister, he said,… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?" "Yes, I met… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
Sarcasm strengthens the mind, it also has the ability to improve a person's I.Q. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Balekin and Orlagh are planning your murder,” I say flustered. “Yes,” he says lazily. “So why did I wake at all?” — Holly Black Copy Share Image