“And that, my friends, is how a revolution dies. -Haymitch Abernathy” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, call me old fashioned but I think your shorts should be longer than your vagina. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There are these amazing little seeds called compassion . You should grow some.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“Life's a party. So smile and eat shit and pretend it's fucking caviar.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
Relationships are so much like the United States - they only really thrive when faced with an external threat. — Laura Pedersen Copy Share Image
“Go on the roller coaster they tell me. It’ll be fun they tell me. -Max Montgomery” — Amanda Kelly Copy Share Image
“I'm working from the assumption it's going to go horribly wrong. If we get out of here with limbs intact and no… — Chloe Neill Copy Share Image
don't be angry with the gentleman for thinking, whatever be the cause, for I assure you he makes no common practice of… — Fanny Burney Copy Share Image
“You like? she asked Slade. He gave her a head nod and she vanished behind the curtain. That's my sister, he said,… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
Critics are reprimanded when they get sarcastic. How absurd! Is the torch of criticism supposed to shine without burning? — Franz Grillparzer Copy Share Image
So, you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day? Well, some people don't have a Mother on Mother's Day. Or, a Father… — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
Well, sir, let us do what we can to curtail this visit, which can hardly be agreeable to you, and is inexpressibly… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“There were so many viciously sarcastic ways to respond, Jaden’s brain was temporarily paralyzed due to witty comeback overload.” — Courtney Kirchoff Copy Share Image
Sarcasm, as it turned out--even when it was instinctive and quick--cut into the time one had to manufacture one's escape. — Mel Odom Copy Share Image
“What’s that around your neck?” asked Emily. “It’s a golden star.” Said Reed. “What did you get it for?” “Chemistry class.” “What’s… — Rumi Antoinette Copy Share Image
“Out of the corner of my eye, I can see Felicity and Ann hunched over their ornaments as if they were fascinating… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
""Dear girl," continued Bob advancing with an imbecile grin upon his countenance, which he imagined no doubt to be a seductive smile,… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“We are literally in the heart of Jesus,” he said. “I thought we were in a church basement, but we are literally… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Please do not think that I am accusing socialists of insincerity or that I wish to hold them up to scorn either… — Joseph A. Schumpeter Copy Share Image
“No zek had the right to stay one second in his workroom without the supervision of a free employee because prudence dictated… — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Copy Share Image
“Sooner or later, you will discover which kind of father you are, and at that moment you will, with perfect horror, recognize… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
“You are your mother's trueborn son of Lannister." "Am I?" the dwarf replied, sardonic. "Do tell my lord father. My mother died… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“No one referred to Fearghus the Destroyer as the life of anyone’s party.” — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“That's Doctor Smart-ass. I didn't spend eight years in insult college to be called Mister.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Elizabeth, with sarcasm and a sense of being lost: Oh indeed! Indeed!” — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
“Son-- "We don't need ladders, we have obsidian, bro." Mommy's thoughts-- "………… …fucking minecraft” — Mel Brown Copy Share Image
Sometimes, all you need is a loaded Gun and some of your favorite assholes to shoot at. — Rajdeep Sarkar Copy Share Image
“You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want you to know from the bottom of my heart that I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all." -Halt — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
“You know politicians', Rosa said. 'They're sensitive as schoolgirls, and more vengeful.” — Ken Follett Copy Share Image
Might I trouble you to open the window, for chloroform vapour does not help the palate. — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me. — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry that your mystical, godlike powers do not instantly work as you would like them to.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
there is a fine line between sarcasm and hostility, you seemed to have crossed it. What's up? — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
If I ever wanted to commit suicide, I'd definitely jump from your ego level to your IQ level — Anonymous Copy Share Image
