That's because we keep weapons int the attic, silly boy. Do you think this is the first time monsters have attacked our… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Sometimes, all you need is a loaded Gun and some of your favorite assholes to shoot at. — Rajdeep Sarkar Copy Share Image
“Aphorisms should be peaks – and those who are addressed, tall and lofty. The air thin and pure, danger near, and the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People don't understand sarcasm, like, they take everything too seriously. People need to lighten up and go ice skating. — Daniel Johns Copy Share Image
“You see why I married her, Mycroft? The exquisite juxtaposition of ladylike threads and backhanded compliments proved irresistible.” — Laurie R. King Copy Share Image
“You like them," I realized. Noah's eyebrows lifted in question. "Like as people." "As opposed to...furniture?" "They're my PARENTS." "That is my… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“Note to self: Caymen is very good at sarcasm.” “If you’re recording notes for an official record, I’d like the word ‘very’… — Kasie West Copy Share Image
“You couldn't find your dick in the dark, you scheming, sleaze-mongering scumwad.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“It’s sarcasm, Josh.” “Sarcasm?” “It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
It's amazing how everyone becomes a political genius one month every 4 years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry that your mystical, godlike powers do not instantly work as you would like them to.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“I don't want to be here when my latest work of accidental art is discovered.” — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“Your cell phone is on the nightstand. Call me immediately if something changes. I don’t care if you are merely dizzy or… — Jessica Fortunato Copy Share Image
I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is,… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
“We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.” — Sandra Chami Kassis Copy Share Image
“I don't need you to tell me I'm not well, though I don't really know what's wrong with me; I think I'm… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
I now know how uncomfortable most parents have it when they're having the sex talk with their children. — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
