“That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. I think I would have more fun chopping thistles with a butter knife.” — K. Martin Beckner Copy Share Image
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It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. — Pierre-Auguste Renoir Copy Share Image
If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want you to know from the bottom of my heart that I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction. — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
“I don't need a mate,” she muttered, staring up at the bright circle of the early autumn moon. “But can't you send… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“You know," Cecily said, "you really didn't have to throw that man through the window." "He wasn't a man," Gabriel said, scowling.… — cassandra clare Copy Share Image
I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Kaitlyn froze and then said in a low tone, "That'd better be your gun." "Why yes, I always pack my gun where… — Patrice Michelle Copy Share Image
“You’ve missed a lot of things. But mostly I think you’ve missed several opportunities to leave. Let me assist you to the… — Victoria Laurie Copy Share Image
“Who the hell is that?! Some call her Satan. Others, Beelzebub. She goes by many names.” — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“The progress of humanity is stalled by human hubris. AI’s progress, by their intelligent shortsightedness.” — F.C. Quiles Copy Share Image
Never treat someone like a Saturday night if they treat you like a Monday morning!.. — Avinash Wandre Copy Share Image
Great,' I said. 'Visit exotic Australia. Get bitten by an exotic snake. Die exotically. — Steven Gould Copy Share Image
Sarcasm: Because screaming at you about how dumb you are and taking a brick and smacking you across the face with it,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“That's great," Katie said. "Actually, it's revolutionary. If you can work and be in love at the same time, you're the first… — Ellen Gilchrist Copy Share Image
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Am I horny enough to hump a bedpost?" Mica asked. "Not quite yet. Should I consult with you first, Doctor?" Sarcasm lay… — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
Too much love can kill you.. But what kind of love did you mean? By making love? That'll make you live and… — Rakii Retondo Copy Share Image