“Seriously? One kiss and we’re having an existential crisis? Angie, breathe. There’s no ring on your finger. Date whoever you want. Chapter… — Irina Semikop Copy Share Image
South Sea natives who have been exposed to American movies classify them into two types, 'kiss-kiss' and 'bang-bang. — Hortense Powdermaker Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is not the rapier of wit its wielders seem to believe it to be, but merely a club: it may, by… — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
There are too many confusing things present. Things I know. Thoughts I have. Sarcasm. Things I think I ought to be doing… — Erlend Loe Copy Share Image
“For me, all those systematic Bureaucracies of traditional schools jaded me. For me, I still couldn’t understand why we have to have… — Neda Aria Copy Share Image
Laughing at someone else is an excellent way of learning how to laugh at oneself; and questioning what seem to be the… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
“I try to smile at her, but I can't extend my flexibility training to my mouth, it just won't move.” — Stephanie Campbell Copy Share Image
My major vice is sarcasm with a side of caffeine addiction. — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
“Eragon went to see the dragon for the first time since it had spoken to him. He approached apprehensively, aware now that… — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
“Since I've moved here, you have shown up at my door eight times. I obey the laws, I pay my taxes, and… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“If she hasn't learned to appreciate my sterling character and spectacular good looks by this time, it's not likely she will.” — Elizabeth Peters Copy Share Image
“Would you like to stand next to me and introduce yourself to the class?'' Smiled Mr Zimmerman, the English teacher. Nope, I… — Stella Coulson Copy Share Image
“If you are a writer and you write/understand sarcasm please be thankful to the government and the masses. Without their hard work… — Himmilicious Copy Share Image
“How can she create with all your negative energy?" "Yeah, man. You're bringing us down." "This is about as low as it… — Lisa Mantchev Copy Share Image
My parents always told me, if I dont have anything nice to say,dont say it at all. Some people wonder why I'm… — Syoung Copy Share Image
Kids in the back seat cause accidents.. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food, and few things in the world are more wearying than a sarcastic attitude… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
“I'm good. And it's good to see you've kept up the tradition of getting the holy shit beat out of you,even when… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Girl: All boys are the same Yes, because Zac Efron, Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama share extreme similarities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you are going to do that, would you mind not jostling the bed so much?' came a sarcastic voice near the… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
Inevitably, anytime we are too vulnerable we feel the need to protect ourselves from further wounds. So we resort to sarcasm, cutting… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get for a walk and got blown into… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says haha good one and we laugh… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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