Sarcasm Quote by Lindsey Kelk Download Open image “I had always been warned that American didn't always get sarcasm” — Lindsey Kelk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Sarcasm
Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads. — Lee Westwood Copy Share Image
When I first started writing, I was living in England and I had that uniquely English sense of sarcasm, which has definitely seemed to… — Jane Green Copy Share Image
Advises: If you are not fluent in sarcasm, chances are you will misinterpret everything I say. Sorry, that's just the way I was programmed. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
We Americans only voted for George Bush to prove to the British that Americans understand irony. Unfortunately, it kinda backfired. — Scott Capurro Copy Share Image
“People go to LA to "find themselves", they come to New York to become someone new.” — Lindsey Kelk Copy Share Image
“Why you like photography so much? Because it's just the camera and me showing everyone else what we can see. It's telling stories.” — Lindsey Kelk Copy Share Image
And this was why falling for the butterflies was never a good idea. I didn't feel all bubbly and excited now. I felt cold… — Lindsey Kelk Copy Share Image
“And that's what's wrong with the world.." "Man, woman, straight, gay. There's nothing wrong with wanting someone. We're all adults.” — Lindsey Kelk Copy Share Image
“but Alex's last girlfriend? now there was a female human being who had worked hard to deserve her given moniker. As far as i… — Lindsey Kelk Copy Share Image
“you went to the fridge for your favourite bar of chocolate and found out someone had already eaten it. Kneeling” — Lindsey Kelk Copy Share Image
“Everything's going to be fine. Sooner or later you're going to find someone who knocks you right off your feet. Someone who makes you… — Lindsey Kelk Copy Share Image
“Was I happy? Maybe more content than bouncing-off-the-sofa-like-Tom-Cruise-ecstatic, but that’s still happy isn’t it?” — Lindsey Kelk Copy Share Image
“Why do you love me, Angela?' Arsehole. Turning my question back on myself. 'Why do I love you?' 'It's really easy to say I… — Lindsey Kelk Copy Share Image
Bloody Facebook- and to think I'd enjoyed The Social Network. Clearly Mark Zuckerberg was the devil. — Lindsey Kelk Copy Share Image
“I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know she was… — Andrea Portes Copy Share Image
“What about you? What do you do?” I needed to ask questions, draw him out. I needed to find out all the information I… — Kate Avery Ellison Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
“I used to be a mddle-of-the-road kid, but now with my freaky looks I'm definately an outsider. Hooray.” — Evan Kuhlman Copy Share Image
Life is a luck coin, once you're thrown into the pond..only you can make your worth the most by making it to the people's… — Zacomh Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
You know, your sarcasm isn’t appreciated right now. I’ve been drugged, beaten, nearly raped, saved, drugged again, hijacked, and now threatened by you. Tell… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“If by ‘foe’ you mean a brutal killer, then I suppose I’d fall into the ‘friend’ category,” I replied cynically. “Although in your case,… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
