Sarcasm Quotes · Page 20

“Well, what do you want me to do? Head butt my way through a few inches of steel?!” she snarled. “Well, that…

— SLJ Shortt

I suggest you stop talking to me, your ignorance is contagious.

— Syoung

Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one.

— Elbert Hubbard

If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace fo

— Anonymous

My teacher told me to shoot for the stars, you can be anything. I told him if I do that I would…

— Livefree2dream44

Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment!

— Erica Jade Montoya

“I have a black belt in sarcasm, and my wit is like lightning.”

— N.R. Walker

“Can you enter a house uninvited?" "No." "Why?" "That would be rude.”

— Abigail Gibbs

A man is a king, a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches, still think ur a man?

— Anonymous

“Don't be ridiculous. Brussels sprouts are awful. Jail is just jail.”

— Mora Early

“Just so you know, I get incredibly bored quite easily and you will be forced to be my source of entertainment. You'll…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

Some intentionally injure others through mocking, sarcasm with no intent to help. Others are trying to help.

— Sterling W Sill

This looks like one of those unwelcome social summonses which call upon a man either to be bored or to lie.

— Arthur Conan Doyle

I do sarcasm really poorly.

— Brittany Murphy

Dear America, why don't you run on me instead of donuts? Sincerely treadmill

— LyLe

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved…

— Psyche_Zeroh

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

— Will Rogers

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.

— Forrest Tucker

“That's Doctor Smart-ass. I didn't spend eight years in insult college to be called Mister.”

— Jim Butcher

In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.

— Alanis Morissette

I feel like sarcasm is important in a relationship.

— Matt Lanter

“I'm capable—" "Three hours after we met, you sold yourself into slavery and then died." Well, yes, it sounded bad when he…

— Ilona Andrews

Thats the real me alrihght I'm just FULL of sarcasm

— Me

I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government…

— Bill Hicks

There are several differences between a footballl game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the…

— Alfred Hitchcock