Sarcasm Quote by Michael Angelo De Leon Download Open image “If you wait for the waiter in the restaurant, Aren't you a waiter?” — Michael Angelo De Leon ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Sarcasm Water
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You must be made of Copper and Tellurium. Cu Te in other words. — Michael Angelo De Leon Copy Share Image
I should be asleep, but there are a lot of things I should be. — Michael Angelo De Leon Copy Share Image
Studying means: to text, to eat and to watch TV with an open book neatby. — Michael Angelo De Leon Copy Share Image
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