Eating Quote by Julia Gillard

There are a lot of people who must have the table laid in the usual fashion or they will not enjoy the dinner.

— Christopher Morley

I don't think you should be allowed to eat in a restaurant if you haven't waited tables at least once. It's so irritating when…

— Lizzy Caplan

If you wait for the waiter in the restaurant, Aren't you a waiter?

— Michael Angelo De Leon

Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner, unless you eat some of what's on that plate.

— Malcolm X

When I hear from people who are struggling to put food on the table, I understand because I've been there.

— Tammy Duckworth

When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."

— Henny Youngman

When you go to a restaurant, the less you know about what happens in the kitchen, the more you enjoy your meal.

— Jeffrey Wright

Customers are more friendly when they've had a meal.

— Tom Douglas

A plate of food hits the table, lands right in front of you. One of two things happens. Either you sit up and look…

— Jon Taffer

When you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu, my friend Lee Saunders has said, and he is correct.

— Thomas Perez

Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes your order is not the one who brings your food anymore? What is THAT about?…

— Jerry Seinfeld

“I was in a fast-food restaurant for the first time in my adult life, an enormous and garish place just around the corner from…

— Gail Honeyman