Humor Quote by Courtney Kirchoff

“I wish I could say something witty in return, but it often takes hours or days later for me to formulate an awesome comeback.”

— Kat Lieu

“Sarcasm is the ability to insult stupid people without them realizing it.”

— itsWillyFerrell

“Going beyond sarcasm straight to out-and-out insult is delicious, like wriggling out of a pair of Spanx.”

— Sarah Bird

“He walked away through the crowd before i could decide if i'd been insulted or not. Just as well. For the life of me,…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“she was a sarcastic bitch and when she was pissed off the sarcasm took on a life of it's own.”

— Suzanne Wright

“My intellect, my wit—I’d forgotten I’d even possessed them, and they were dull and neglected, to be sure. But in the company of others…

— Melanie Benjamin

“Sometimes when someone says something so devastatingly perfect, there isn't a need for a response.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Stupidity and insults are often the bases of humor.”

— Arianna Tillett

“Don't get smart or sarcastic He snaps back just like elastic Spare us the theatrics and the verbal gymnastics We break wise guys just…

— Elvis Costello

“Right, now he was a generous, scary, psychopath who was genius at throwing out compliments however they came and unbelievably arrogant.”

— Kristen Ashley

“She certainly had a talent for sweetly stated sarcasm.”

— Amy Corwin

“Emotion apparently made fools of even geniuses.”

— Karen Marie Moning