Born Quote by Tom Bergeron

You would have to be born with a gene that doesn't allow you to recognize sarcasm if you take anything I say seriously.

— Forrest Griffin

“My natural tendency toward sarcasm is still not appreciated.”

— Veronica Roth

Sarcasm creates a chasm between yourself and others.

— Gayle Forman

It takes a lot of brain power to use sarcasm. The healthier your brain is, the easier it is to create a sarcastic response.

— Anonymous

A lot of people think my sarcasm comes from insecurity and defensiveness, but I assure you I'm just being petty and cruel.

— Dana Gould

The subconscious doesn't distinguish sarcasm and jokes. It just accepts what it hears. That's the power of words.

— India Arie

I don't like irony and sarcasm very much. But I do like it when you think someone is telling you a joke, and then…

— Jens Lekman

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

— Anonymous

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

— Christopher Moore

Advises: If you are not fluent in sarcasm, chances are you will misinterpret everything I say. Sorry, that's just the way I was programmed.

— Hussein Nishah

“Sarcasm is such an unattractive quality in anyone but me.”

— Samantha Young

Sarcasm (n.) the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it¦!

— Anonymous