Funny Quote by Oscar Wilde Download Open image “Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.” — Oscar Wilde ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Pianist Piano Piano lesson Piano music Piano playing Playing piano Please Saloons Sarcasm
One should leave the piano when Oscar comes in. This man is dangerous. — Marian McPartland Copy Share Image
Shoot The Piano Player' is one of my favourite films, though apparently it failed very badly when it released. — Sriram Raghavan Copy Share Image
I was like a well trained pianist who knows which note to hit, but can't make the music his own. — David Benioff Copy Share Image
“Peterson revealed that he had decided the only way to get attention was “to frighten the hell out of everybody pianistically.” — Stuart Isacoff Copy Share Image
The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Basil my dear boy puts everything that is charming in him into his work. The consequence is that he has nothing left for life… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“If these elements of beauty are real, the whole thing simply appeals to our sense of dramatic effect. Suddenly we find that we are… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated. For these there is hope.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Men always want to be a womans first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a mans last… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
