Humor Quote by Douglas Coupland

At consignment shops, I can collect things reasonably, and it's joyful. My dining room table was $75, and I'm so proud. It's beautiful.

— Lynn Whitfield

“I went out to eat on a restaurant’s opening night. It was packed! I guess people heard I’d be dining there and came to…

— Jarod Kintz

“I saw it, he wanted to buy something he was near to the store I went to see little far from him what he…

— Deyth Banger

“Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff…

— Will Ferrell

“Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling in love with a blender!”

— Daniel Nayeri

“It was the list of activities thing. Like the menu with price, only I'm not the restaurant; I'm the meal.”

— Damon Suede

“Well, I haven't really anything to eat at home, I began, but then stopped, as I realised that a dreary revelation of the state…

— Barbara Pym

“I never realized how much of the pleasure of dining out is watching people, otherwise it feels like ordering in with better utensils.”

— Emma McLaughlin

“Oh, and I also noticed that your house is a really good party house. The amount of people in there, the flow… have you…

— Camilla Chafer

“You know that place next door that used to be a buffet with all the nice ovens?” “Uh-huh.” “Instead of a ring, I bought…

— Ellen Mint

“The waiter came over to ask if all is delicious. As we have not yet ordered, it is certainly the perfect time to enquire.”

— Patrick McGuinness

“It has been a few days since I left the apartment, other than to fetch flour and sugar and royal icing mix. I have…

— Hannah Tunnicliffe