“Griff kept walking, keeping his damp ramrod aimed away.” — Damon Suede Kept Walking Copy Share Image
“Hey, I like unicorns. Unicorns are just weaponized ponies.” — Damon Suede Alternative-facts Copy Share Image
“When you can’t sleep, it’s because you’re awake in someone else’s dream.” — Damon Suede Dream Copy Share Image
“Your life needs an airbag. I swear, Anastagio, you should have come equipped when you were born.” — Damon Suede Gay-romance Copy Share Image
“It was the list of activities thing. Like the menu with price, only I'm not the restaurant; I'm the meal.” — Damon Suede Food Copy Share Image
“They aren’t heroes because you wave your big veiny wand. They’re heroes when they save the world from itself” — Damon Suede Save the world Copy Share Image
“It's a kilt, dumbass. It's only a skirt if I'm wearing underwear.” — Damon Suede Dumbass Copy Share Image
“Because people should not be punished for loving and hoping and holding their hearts open.” — Damon Suede Hearts Open Copy Share Image
“And Lord knows there are more than enough rooms to love someone properly, even if they don't all have floors or ceilings.” — Damon Suede Ceilings Copy Share Image
“Everything was so nutty with Loretta, all her reactions. She used tantrums like most people used sedatives” — Damon Suede Tantrums Copy Share Image
“Somewhere high overhead on the other side of the freighter, metal ground against metal making a sound like angry mechanical whales fucking.” — Damon Suede Freighter Metal Copy Share Image
“Some stories don’t make movies. I mean superheroes, spies, serial killers… sure. But there’s some feelings you can’t put on a screen.” — Damon Suede Film Copy Share Image
“Griff held his breath, waiting for it, knowing the axe would fall and he‘d start dying as soon as he walked out… — Damon Suede Dante Copy Share Image
“His brown toes sank into the sixteen thousand dollar Agra rug. His jeans hung like seaweed from the Philippe Starck valet. His… — Damon Suede Stubble Scraped Copy Share Image
“Trust this: drinking until you go away from the world only wastes moments of your life. All that time is lost. And… — Damon Suede Drinking Copy Share Image
“Trip Spector, don’t you put words in my mouth. You’re not a freak. You are a-lone. You been by yourself for so… — Damon Suede Lone Copy Share Image
“For the first time in his life he understood why the Bible called sex "knowing". Everything was different. Now he knew Dante.… — Damon Suede Bible Copy Share Image
“ LOVE IT! :) Yeah. They've been doing BIG billboards of this in the gayborhoods in NYC, LA and SanFran. Although I… — Damon Suede Billboards Copy Share Image
“You have a gift. Not just your talent, or smarts, or luck, or— He paused and closed his mouth, as if trying… — Damon Suede Fool Copy Share Image
“After the first week, I worried that I would forget moments, and so I drew them. Everything I could think of, every… — Damon Suede Dreamed Copy Share Image
“Hey, Alek, you want us to, you know, weed-whack at all?" Dante tugged at his pubic hair. "Clip the curlies." "Uh, no.… — Damon Suede Natural hair Copy Share Image
“Trip cackled. “That’s so wrong!” “You laughed. If you laugh, then you think it’s true.” “Who said that?” “Everyone.” He huffed. “People… — Damon Suede Laughing Copy Share Image
“I missed you." A humorless laugh closed his eyes. When he opened them, the redness had turned them deep mossy green. "Sorry."… — Damon Suede Missed Copy Share Image
“Pop culture. Nobody does bullshit better than us. Right? China took over manufacturing. And the Middle East has us on fossil fuels.… — Damon Suede American culture Copy Share Image
“No. Look, the mutual tug paid extra.” Dante mimed jerking and squirting without looking embarrassed, which only made Griff more embarrassed. “And… — Damon Suede Three times Copy Share Image
“[...]Are both of you...?" "Manscaped?" Dante smiled. "I'm fucking Italian; I been mowing my lawn since I was thirteen.” — Damon Suede Dante Copy Share Image
“Ugh!" Rina shook her head. "Men are so fucking stubborn." "Only when they're right…" He shrugged. "Or wrong.” — Damon Suede Gender stereotypes Copy Share Image
“As the gay friend in these situations, he always ended up in the corner holding someone’s purse.” — Damon Suede Friend Copy Share Image
“Always be working on at least one thing you'd be jealous of.” — Damon Suede Jealous Copy Share Image
“Just then Dante leaned against him, brow between his shoulder blades for a moment, so tentatively Griff held his breath. His voice… — Damon Suede Dante Copy Share Image