Humor Quote by Damon Suede Download Open image ““It's a kilt, dumbass. It's only a skirt if I'm wearing underwear.”” — Damon Suede ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Kilt Underwear
“No matter how bad things get, just keep looking up. Just keep looking up her skirt. Or his kilt.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“As much as I love your legs in these pants you favor, you should consider a kilt.” “Why?” He thrust his hips forward, nudging… — Vivienne Savage Copy Share Image
“Yer skirt invites a man’s attention. I’ve seen handkerchiefs that were bigger.” She swung her handbag over her shoulder. “At least I wear underwear… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
“Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.” — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“I tugged at the hem of my brand-new Hecate Hall issue blue plaid skirt (Kilt? Some sort of bizarre skirt/kilt hybrid? A skilt?)” — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“I wear dresses most of the time. If I wore a skirt or pants my panties would show because of all the people pulling… — Karen E. Quinones Miller Copy Share Image
“I’d never seen a guy in a kilt before but I had to admit I really liked it. My gaze traveled up his bare… — Cyndi Tefft Copy Share Image
“Thing is, he says, in my line of work, you spend a lot of time sittin. A dress lets the breeze up...cool yer dingles… — Moira Young Copy Share Image
“If you were wearing a skirt, I'd be in you already. I'd fuck you right here, while they sat down to dinner.” — Kit Rocha Copy Share Image
“Cut the crap and tell me what color panties you’re wearing.” — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“Before we leave this country, I'm finding out what they wear under those kilts, even if I have to hike one up and take… — Vonnie Davis Copy Share Image
“See. Told you I had sexy underwear." "They're only sexy because you're in them.” — Lisa Kessler Copy Share Image
“It was the list of activities thing. Like the menu with price, only I'm not the restaurant; I'm the meal.” — Damon Suede Copy Share Image
“Somewhere high overhead on the other side of the freighter, metal ground against metal making a sound like angry mechanical whales fucking.” — Damon Suede Copy Share Image
“His brown toes sank into the sixteen thousand dollar Agra rug. His jeans hung like seaweed from the Philippe Starck valet. His stubble scraped… — Damon Suede Copy Share Image
“Some stories don’t make movies. I mean superheroes, spies, serial killers… sure. But there’s some feelings you can’t put on a screen.” — Damon Suede Copy Share Image
“Everything was so nutty with Loretta, all her reactions. She used tantrums like most people used sedatives” — Damon Suede Copy Share Image
“And Lord knows there are more than enough rooms to love someone properly, even if they don't all have floors or ceilings.” — Damon Suede Copy Share Image
“After the first week, I worried that I would forget moments, and so I drew them. Everything I could think of, every angle. I… — Damon Suede Copy Share Image
“When you can’t sleep, it’s because you’re awake in someone else’s dream.” — Damon Suede Copy Share Image
“ Whatsamatter?" Dante scraped a hand over his abs, his neck, the side of his face--collecting his jizz. He sucked his pleasure off his… — Damon Suede Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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