Funny-humour Quote by Susan Elizabeth Phillips Download Open image ““Cut the crap and tell me what color panties you’re wearing.”” — Susan Elizabeth Phillips ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny-humour
“What color are your panties?" "Excuse me?" "You heard me." "Why?" "Baby, if I'm going to take you into a room full of men… — Tessa Bailey Copy Share Image
“I wear dresses most of the time. If I wore a skirt or pants my panties would show because of all the people pulling… — Karen E. Quinones Miller Copy Share Image
“I seem to recall ripping your panties off last night, so tell me, Soph, whatcha got on under this little red dress?” — Samanthe Beck Copy Share Image
“Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.” — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“I’m going to come on your panties. And the next time I see them, I’m going to rip them off with my fucking teeth.… — Tessa Bailey Copy Share Image
“This world is nothing more than fresh white underwear, and I’m going to leave my mark on it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The last girl who'd lain on my back seat hadn't been wearing any underwear... I cut” — Demelza Carlton Copy Share Image
Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
...I have to tell you that I'm not all that comfortable with the idea of spending the rest of my life sleeping next to… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Life sure is easier when you're rich." "And a natural born charmer. Don't forget that part." "How could I?" she retorted. "It's the only… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
For a moment he could have sworn he smelled violets, which was very peculiar, since he had no idea what violets smelled like, except… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“You're not my matchmaker any longer. But we're still friends, and in the interest of our friendship we need to discuss page thirteen." "Page… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
The final cover for 'Heroes Are My Weakness' feels exactly right. It reflects the cold, wintry setting of an isolated island off the coast… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“People will always try to steal your power. When you do well, they’ll say it’s only because you’re rich and your parents are big… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
You remind me of someone with a bad toothache who's hitting herself in the head with a hammer to distract herself from the pain… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“And Eth couldn't help looking. It's been years since he's seen a beautiful naked woman in the flesh. I'd be worried about him if… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“As she gazed into those cool blue eyes, something strange happened in the vicinity of her middle. She suddenly felt like a hungry woman… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Something brushed his leg, and he gazed down into the face of Pippi Tucker. The theme from Jaws raced through his head. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“Did you eat my Twinkies?" She gulped. Keeping her eyes glued to the whip, she said, "Exactly what Twinkies are we talking about?" "The… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“He[Crystal's father] had found my height amusing, referring to me as his "little girl" at every opportunity even though I could see the bald… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“I could still box your ears.” “Nonsense,” he scoffed. “You couldn’t reach that high.” — Anne Gracie Copy Share Image
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