Scottish-romance Quote by Vonnie Davis

“We call them kilts, and we wear them so we can let our enormous cocks breathe.”

— Sophia Bleu

“I’d never seen a guy in a kilt before but I had to admit I really liked it. My gaze traveled up his bare…

— Cyndi Tefft

“Hunky men in kilts are a myth.”

— Angela Quarles

“If Scotsmen truly didn't wear anything under their kilts, she bet his equipment was frozen solid.”

— Vonnie Davis

“We yogied this from day hikers for you.”

— Cheryl Strayed

“It's a kilt, dumbass. It's only a skirt if I'm wearing underwear.”

— Damon Suede

“My poor clothes are going to wonder where they live. They have been transported back and forth to this place on numerous occasions.”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“Better start planning my wardrobe for the Luuurve trail. What do the Hamburgese wear? Cowboy hats, I suppose.”

— Louise Rennison

“Not the ones made for walking? God, I love those boots.”

— Logan Echolls

“Shoes are funny beasts. You think they’re just clothes, but really, they’re alive. They want things. Fancy ones with gems want to go to…

— Catherynne M. Valente

“When shoes and clothes and food, when hope is gone we'll all have the rifle.”

— John Steinbeck

“The hiking boots the outdoor adventure magazine sent me to buy - large, ungainly potato like things that I have been trying to break…

— david rakoff