Gay-romance Quote by Damon Suede Download Open image ““I'll take Classic 69 and semen-swapping for $300”” — Damon Suede ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Gay-romance Humor
“I’ve gone cold turkey. Completely. I haven’t even jerked off. Not once. In nine frigging days. I think the buildup of semen is starting… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“With twelve of my clones, I want to co-write a one-liner about sex, drugs, and finding love in a Walmart. I do so appreciate… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The majority of our relationship took place over the phone, saving me tons of calories in unswallowed semen.” — Jenny Mollen Copy Share Image
“Chop off my erection. That way you don’t have to go battery-operated penis shopping.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I wish I could bottle up my penis and sell it at a garage sale. But first I need to get a garage.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“What’s unacceptable is that you’ll accept my cock in practically every orifice of your body, my tongue in your ass and you’ll swallow my… — Ella Dominguez Copy Share Image
“I need money. I suppose I could sell my penis for profit. Or better yet, rent it out so it gets returned to me… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“What about your mom?” “She offered to take me to Planned Parenthood to get the Pill and told me to make Adam get tested… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
“I am stealing more and more money. I keep it in my top drawer beneath my underwear, along with my diaphragm and lipstick and… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
“It was the list of activities thing. Like the menu with price, only I'm not the restaurant; I'm the meal.” — Damon Suede Copy Share Image
“Somewhere high overhead on the other side of the freighter, metal ground against metal making a sound like angry mechanical whales fucking.” — Damon Suede Copy Share Image
“His brown toes sank into the sixteen thousand dollar Agra rug. His jeans hung like seaweed from the Philippe Starck valet. His stubble scraped… — Damon Suede Copy Share Image
“Some stories don’t make movies. I mean superheroes, spies, serial killers… sure. But there’s some feelings you can’t put on a screen.” — Damon Suede Copy Share Image
“Everything was so nutty with Loretta, all her reactions. She used tantrums like most people used sedatives” — Damon Suede Copy Share Image
“And Lord knows there are more than enough rooms to love someone properly, even if they don't all have floors or ceilings.” — Damon Suede Copy Share Image
“After the first week, I worried that I would forget moments, and so I drew them. Everything I could think of, every angle. I… — Damon Suede Copy Share Image
“When you can’t sleep, it’s because you’re awake in someone else’s dream.” — Damon Suede Copy Share Image
“I would know you from the heart of the sun. I would know you even if I were mad. I will know you always,… — Elizabeth A. Lynn Copy Share Image
“You broke up with me, and I spend one night with one guy who turns out to be the reason I’m even here, in… — Tere Michaels Copy Share Image
“That’s the past. I have even less power to change it now than I did to stop it then.” — Jessie G Copy Share Image
“I pull his hand up to my chest. "It's okay. Some of my best friends are in the mob. It must be really tough… — Giorge Leedy Copy Share Image
“Tiring of his questioning, I tell him adamantly that nothing's ever going to happen between Kahn and I. "But you want it to." "It… — Giorge Leedy Copy Share Image
“I liked it when our feet were aligned, left with left, and struck the ground at the same time, leaving footprints on the shore… — André Aciman Copy Share Image
“You get up every morning then life happens to you. You just have to have the right stuff to get through it.” — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
“I’ve always felt that love is like Belgian chocolate, you know, the ones with brandy filling. You always say you’re going to take one… — Scarlet Hyacinth Copy Share Image
“The sound Noah made when he speared him with his tongue sent Cameron from hard and twitching to gotta fuck or die.” — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
“He has given Caspar flowers, has given him soft toys (however ridiculous that might be as a gesture.) Has written real actual poems, with… — Alex Ankarr Copy Share Image
“...let me say, on behalf of the entire gay male community, we hate your fucking guts ’cause you landed him. Share, you selfish bastard.” — Andrea Speed Copy Share Image
“Because it’s you and basketball, Christian. Only one of you can break my heart.” — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
