Opening night Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I only come out for food.”

— Blair Holden

“He flapped his mouth some more, and then shook himself awake, came to a decision, and starting sneaking huge, theatrical looks around the restaurant,…

— Hugh Laurie

“After the waitress left, I rounded on him. “what, can’t I eat food?” “you could. Probably five or six whole bites before you had…

— Kalayna Price

“Well, I haven't really anything to eat at home, I began, but then stopped, as I realised that a dreary revelation of the state…

— Barbara Pym

“DINNER went off without a hitch up until the part where people actually sat down at the table and began to eat. After that…

— Stephen Osborne

“There I was, creeping down the sweet garbage alley to break into the restaurant….”

— Maureen Johnson

“I like to get to-go boxes at restaurants where not only did I not eat in, but apparently their patrons didn’t either, judging by…

— Jarod Kintz

“It was the list of activities thing. Like the menu with price, only I'm not the restaurant; I'm the meal.”

— Damon Suede

“I had a friend whose family had dinner together every day. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the…

— Moon Unit Zappa

“I LIKE my Food.”

— Kristen Hodgson

“I had a missed call. It’s probably the all you can eat buffet calling to say, “Come back! We know you can eat just…

— Jarod Kintz

“Eat some food.”

— Jed Hansen