“According to Marcie's mom, only people with no class actually use the word class . If you have it, then you never… — Kristin Walker Humor Copy Share Image
“I tensed up like someone had just given me a surprise rectal exam.” — Kristin Walker Fiona Copy Share Image
“Johnny made me feel like I was clever without trying to be. And pretty. And valued. He made everything about me seem… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Sorry, Maggie, but I'm not into bondage. Even the subconscious kind.” — Kristin Walker Margie Copy Share Image
“Why had I ever cared about happy endings? Happy beginnings were so much better.” — Kristin Walker Happiness Copy Share Image
“I'm serious, Mar, I don't know how to act around him now. I can't be nice, because he'll hate that. But I… — Kristin Walker Ya Copy Share Image
“It makes it even more incredible that people find each other, considering most of them are looking in the wrong places to… — Kristin Walker Wrong place Copy Share Image
“Lord love you,” Ms. Eulalie said, “but you tell lies like Ms. Franny sings: hard to listen to and even harder to… — Kristin Walker Humor Copy Share Image
“I couldn't help daydreaming that I was Elizabeth and Gabe was Mr. Darcy. fighting against his blossoming feelings for me. Discovering that… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“She set her hands neatly in her lap. “But you just said he liked you.” “No, I said he enjoys my company.… — Kristin Walker Business Copy Share Image
“And I’m sorry,” Big Earrings said, “But how is some course going to teach them how marriage works? I’ve been married three… — Kristin Walker Marriage Copy Share Image
If I was Todd's wife in real life, I'd have to kill myself. Okay, maybe I'm being a bit melodramatic. I wouldn't… — Kristin Walker Fiona Copy Share Image
“I gaped. "You are not seriously that chauvinistic?" "Hmmm..." He stroked his chin dramatically. "Maybe not in real life." Hillbilly again. "But… — Kristin Walker Books Copy Share Image
“You look at me but never see the love I feel for you. But in your eyes, I see the skies. The… — Kristin Walker Love Copy Share Image
“We were in such good moods, we even decided to hit Todd's house for candy. Sam rang the doorbell, and when it… — Kristin Walker Halloween Copy Share Image
“Rhythm? Not only do I have to defy gravity. I have to have rhythm while I do it?” — Kristin Walker Cheerleading Copy Share Image
“Not that anyone really knows what one is. And yet, people still find each other. It’s a freaking miracle, when you think… — Kristin Walker Miracles Copy Share Image
“Over the years, I’d learned that under the bed was the best place to keep anything I didn’t want found, because there… — Kristin Walker Hiding in plain sight Copy Share Image
“Nothing said Clothes to Wear When You Want to Impress a Guy You Initially Shot Down, But Now You Realise You Like… — Kristin Walker Fashion Copy Share Image
“You can't tell who you're going to end up with. You might spend your whole life dreaming about one type of person,… — Kristin Walker Happiness Copy Share Image
“I had started to sweat like a beauty queen at the last minute of a pregnancy test.” — Kristin Walker Beauty Copy Share Image
“RULES OF LYING: 1. Figure out your lie before you open your mouth. 2. Play on your opponent's sympathies and weaknesses 3.… — Kristin Walker Lying Copy Share Image
“And i was buck-naked. Which probably would have made for an interesting night, but the last time i'd checked i was neither… — Kristin Walker Fiona Copy Share Image
“Around here news travels faster than mono, and by the end of the day, the whole school had heard about Todd's and… — Kristin Walker End of the day Copy Share Image
