“I"d done more apologizing in the past week than a politician with a crack pipe and a sex addiction.” — Kristin Walker Fiona Copy Share Image
“Now, I want you to look at each other. Really look. And then I'd like you to each say something positive about… — Kristin Walker Humor Copy Share Image
“So I've made up with Mar. I've made up with Señor Shitslacks. I'd even forged a shaky truce with Amanda. The only… — Kristin Walker Fiona Copy Share Image
“It's refreshing to see you using your psychology skills for evil as well as for good.” — Kristin Walker Fiona Copy Share Image
“So he likes being mean to you. And you like that he likes bean mean to you. And I like being mean… — Kristin Walker Fiona Copy Share Image
“It was seven-thirty. The dance started in half an hour. And I was buck-naked. Which probably would have made an interesting night,… — Kristin Walker Dance Copy Share Image
“I couldn't exactly blame Jane Austen for being a romantic. What the hell else was there to do back then for fun?” — Kristin Walker Fiona Copy Share Image
“All in all, he looked kind of ... dangerous. Like he could kick somebody's ass, big time, but with style. Like a… — Kristin Walker Big time Copy Share Image
“I hate dancing. I mean, I don't hate it. I just - I'm terrible. I'm totally into music, but I really can't… — Kristin Walker Dance Copy Share Image
“So he likes being mean to you," she said. "And you like that he likes being mean to you." "And I like… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Because from what I've seen of marriages and relationships, there aren't any rules. You deal with what comes, like anything else in… — Kristin Walker Element of surprise Copy Share Image
“So I wonder if true love is more subtle. If it sneaks up or stands there next to you, and you don't… — Kristin Walker Love Copy Share Image
“Amanda doesn't hate you. She's jealous of you." "What? Todd listen. Drugs are bad, buddy. You shouldn't do them first thing in… — Kristin Walker Communication Copy Share Image
“I guess what I’m trying to say is, you just can’t tell who you’re going to end up with. You might spend… — Kristin Walker Better person Copy Share Image
“That's how you know if a friend is the best kind. If time and miles get between you, yet when you come… — Kristin Walker Friendship Copy Share Image
“Marcie fancied herself an amateur therapist at times. I was her favorite patient.” — Kristin Walker Patience Copy Share Image
“You think it's easy to find someone? You think they'll just show up at your door and love you, and everything will… — Kristin Walker Fairy tale Copy Share Image
“Todd came toward me with the squad trailing behind him like a street gang of angry thugs with breasts.” — Kristin Walker Cheerleaders Copy Share Image
“Your neck smells like cheese,' I said. 'Oh,' He said, 'that's my cheese cologne. I have a whole selection. Chedder, American, Swiss.” — Kristin Walker Fiona Copy Share Image
“Designer clothes, bubblegum pop music, celebrity heartthrobs - I couldn't give a fat rat's hairy ass. Just give me my hotdog and… — Kristin Walker Designer clothes Copy Share Image
“He said, “So . . . do you like music?” It was a pretty stupid question. I mean, who doesn’t like music?… — Kristin Walker Music Copy Share Image
“I'm telling you, you really should stick to mating within your species, whatever that is.' 'I would,' I said, 'but unfortunately, there… — Kristin Walker Death Copy Share Image
“She crashed. I think she was literally high on sugar. Seriously I thought she was going to start free basing pixy stix.” — Kristin Walker Fiona Copy Share Image
“It's not fair to spend so much time working towards something, only to have someone else's lapse in judgment, poor choice, one… — Kristin Walker Time Copy Share Image
“I jumped up and "casually" strolled a bit closer. I blinked my eyes in the sun. It couldn't be, could it? But… — Kristin Walker Birds Of A Feather Copy Share Image
