“I tensed up like someone had just given me a surprise rectal exam.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
If I was Todd's wife in real life, I'd have to kill myself. Okay, maybe I'm being a bit melodramatic. I wouldn't… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Rhythm? Not only do I have to defy gravity. I have to have rhythm while I do it?” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“And i was buck-naked. Which probably would have made for an interesting night, but the last time i'd checked i was neither… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Around here news travels faster than mono, and by the end of the day, the whole school had heard about Todd's and… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“I"d done more apologizing in the past week than a politician with a crack pipe and a sex addiction.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“So I've made up with Mar. I've made up with Señor Shitslacks. I'd even forged a shaky truce with Amanda. The only… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“It's refreshing to see you using your psychology skills for evil as well as for good.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“So he likes being mean to you. And you like that he likes bean mean to you. And I like being mean… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“It was seven-thirty. The dance started in half an hour. And I was buck-naked. Which probably would have made an interesting night,… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“I couldn't exactly blame Jane Austen for being a romantic. What the hell else was there to do back then for fun?” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“All in all, he looked kind of ... dangerous. Like he could kick somebody's ass, big time, but with style. Like a… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Amanda doesn't hate you. She's jealous of you." "What? Todd listen. Drugs are bad, buddy. You shouldn't do them first thing in… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Todd came toward me with the squad trailing behind him like a street gang of angry thugs with breasts.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Your neck smells like cheese,' I said. 'Oh,' He said, 'that's my cheese cologne. I have a whole selection. Chedder, American, Swiss.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“She crashed. I think she was literally high on sugar. Seriously I thought she was going to start free basing pixy stix.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“You're not gay, are you? What?! I mean you've never had a boyfriend. And you're not exactly...girly. I'm not gay. I'm just… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“According to Marcie's mom, only people with no class actually use the word class . If you have it, then you never talk about… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“I tensed up like someone had just given me a surprise rectal exam.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Johnny made me feel like I was clever without trying to be. And pretty. And valued. He made everything about me seem more special.… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Sorry, Maggie, but I'm not into bondage. Even the subconscious kind.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Why had I ever cared about happy endings? Happy beginnings were so much better.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“I'm serious, Mar, I don't know how to act around him now. I can't be nice, because he'll hate that. But I can't be… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“It makes it even more incredible that people find each other, considering most of them are looking in the wrong places to begin with.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Lord love you,” Ms. Eulalie said, “but you tell lies like Ms. Franny sings: hard to listen to and even harder to believe.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“I couldn't help daydreaming that I was Elizabeth and Gabe was Mr. Darcy. fighting against his blossoming feelings for me. Discovering that his passion… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“She set her hands neatly in her lap. “But you just said he liked you.” “No, I said he enjoys my company. That is,… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“And I’m sorry,” Big Earrings said, “But how is some course going to teach them how marriage works? I’ve been married three times, and… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
