“Why fall? Let's rise in love together; and while we're at it, let's come up with lamer quotations.” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
Though we adore men individually, we agree as a group they're rather stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theres only so much sarcasm someone can do until its just being flat out mean. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's fun to be sarcastic, but now I'm able to express myself in a way that's much more sincere. — Christina Ricci Copy Share Image
I love everybody...!!! Some I love to be around, some I love 2 avoid, and others I love to punch in the face… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a polite person. I'll tell you excuse me and shut the f*ck up in the same sentence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Job Application, if this is an entry level position, how am I supposed to have previous experience... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I imagine sarcasm to be a backward slanting font, each word leaning away from rather than into the next. These days it… — George Takei Copy Share Image
Would you like me to give you a lollipop and rub your tummy before I tell you how much that idea sucks?… — David Garcia Copy Share Image
I don't try to be a sarcastic bitch all the time; I'm just naturally talented like that I guess. *shrugs shoulders and… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.' Yeah, well, whoever wrote that was a friggin' idiot.” — Marley Gibson Copy Share Image
If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is,… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
She has pretentious conversations about art house films. I have pretentious conversations about porno clips. We were doomed from the start … — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
“I have tried to teach you the wonders of the spiritual world... ...I have tried to show how we mortals can attain… — Roger Kettle Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the recently discovered temple in the Sudan ?" I stared at him. "Yeah. I'm a regular reader of… — Michele Bardsley Copy Share Image
People went out there and they wrote articles and went on television shows saying that I am an operative that the CIA… — Bassem Youssef Copy Share Image
“We came around the corner and stood in the doorway of what looked like a paint-testing ground. This was where we proved… — Sylvia Harney Copy Share Image
“HIPPOCRATIC OATH, n. A promise that mainly pleases the prof: “I swear by Apollo Healer, by Asclepius, by Hygieia, by Panacea, and… — Jonas Koblin Copy Share Image
“You are a disaster. You flinch at the slightest noise, and you nearly ripped that poor boy’s head off for dropping his… — Renee Ahdieh Copy Share Image
Mrs. Landingham, does the President have free time this morning? The President has nothing but free time, Toby. Right now he's in… — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
There's a good sarcasm and a camaraderie that comes after being in a band. And we've known each other forever. We've never… — Kelly Jones Copy Share Image
Exactly. She does not shine as a wife even in her own account of what occurred. I am not a whole-souled admirer… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
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