“Where is your false, your treacherous, and cursed wife?" "She's gone forrard to the Police Office," returns Mr Bucket. "You'll see her… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
The key to humor is often self-loathing or sarcasm. In a sense, that's how self-loathing is made palatable. — James Gray Copy Share Image
“Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Sarcasm is wasted on those who haven’t had a decent night’s sleep, my darling.” — Tracy Guzeman Copy Share Image
“Don't waste yer' breath kid. Explainin' anything to that one? It's like tryin' ta' slap the dumb off a retard... -George Foster” — Shawn Durnin Copy Share Image
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I nee to reason for a plague, ... As far as I know no comets or eclipses have been forecast, and our… — Gabriel García Márquez Copy Share Image
“Why should repeat 2-3 for the same question. Let tongue and brain connect before talking. I'm not sarcastic, I'm just brutally honest !” — ikke achmad Copy Share Image
“It was a very proper wedding. The bride was elegantly dressed---the two bridemaids were duly inferior---her father gave her away---her mother stood… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
Beethoven always sounds to me like the upsetting of a bag of nails, with here and there an also dropped hammer. — John Ruskin Copy Share Image
Yet, I didn't understand that she was intentionally disguising her feelings with sarcasm; that was usually the last resort of people who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I get the same buzz cleaning up the yard as Leo Tolstoy did from scything hay. — Sergei Lukyanenko Copy Share Image
“Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
sarcasm and jokes were often the bottle in which clinical depressives sent out their most plangent screams for someone to care and… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“Since you stand in the same bridge with him why don't you two just jump off.” — Sitta Karina Copy Share Image
Listening to a conversation & screaming all the funny things you'd say in your head... — Me Copy Share Image
“Oh no, praying is great, without it the thumbscrews and the Iron Maiden probably never would have been invented.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“And your neihjbour is sitting next door weeping as she watches her child facing a crowd of Palestiniankids armed with rocks which… — Linda Grant Copy Share Image
“We were in such good moods, we even decided to hit Todd's house for candy. Sam rang the doorbell, and when it… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
“How do you know? You said lithium didn’t work for some people. It’s not working for me!’ ‘Till the end of the… — Tabitha Suzuma Copy Share Image
