Humor Quote by George Saunders

“I have a little accent. I speak with a trace of midget.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I like small talk. Let’s discuss midgets.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I were among midgets I didn’t know, I’d be afraid they’d see I was uncomfortable making small talk.”

— Jarod Kintz

“What happened to you, baby?”

— Sophie Jordan

“What do you want?” he whispered against the thick thud of her carotid pulse. “Tell me what you want, baby.” No one had ever…

— Amy Andrews

“She ran her tongue over her bottom lip, a mischievous smile curling her mouth. “Are you . . . are you pregnant, Richard?” “No,”…

— Melanie Moreland

“He called me baby. I didn’t look to confirm, and I was glad he didn’t either, seeing as I was relatively certain my nipples…

— Kristen Ashley

“Okay, just be quiet for a second, would you?" He squatted down next to the baby and patted the baby's head, which only seemed…

— Barbara Freethy

“Can you stop calling me kid?" I snapped. "It may have escaped your attention, but I am not actually a child." The left corner…

— Elizabeth Morgan

“Is she a good baby? People would ask me. Well, no, I'd say. That swirl of hair on the back of her head. We…

— Jenny Offill

“I'm not too heavy?" she asked. He had just come off crutches, after all. Sophie, you're practically a midget," he reminded her.”

— Sarah Mayberry

“Now what?” She smiled against my skin… “Whatever you want.” “I want babies,” she declared. I chucked at her bluntness. “Then stop taking those…

— Devney Perry