Humor Quote by Sarah Mayberry

“You know," he huffed, "for such a skinny girl you weigh a ton. It's like a miracle of physics or something. Are you sure…

— Kiersten White

“She tried lowering him slowly, but he ended up falling and taking her down with him. Ellie couldn't tell which of them groaned the…

— Ashley Nikole

“She was average height, more slender than curvy. And he realized with horror that he was attracted to her. A lot.”

— Miranda Liasson

“I need you to help me lift the plane so I can put this under it.” She stared. “You’ve clearly mistaken me for the…

— M.J. Fredrick

“That's not the point," he said. "What kind of creep would I be if I let my girl carry something heavy while I walked…

— Rainbow Rowell

“You're so big." He would fill her up, take her over. "Remember that," he groaned. "And tell everyone you know.”

— Nalini Singh

“Oh my God, you're huge." She struggled to get her hands to the ends of the long sleeves. The garment hung to her knees.…

— Krystal Shannan

“Is this the baby?" I said. Ma turned on me again. "What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk?”

— George Saunders

“... she turned to him with her hands on her hips and said, “Take off your shoes and go stand in the corner.” “Excuse…

— Samanthe Beck

For someone so small, you're heavy, Stiff," he mutters.

— Veronica Roth

“Her eyes widened. “My.” She looked at him hesitantly and then bit her lip. “This might be more difficult than I realized. You’re a…

— Monica McCarty