Some of the secret joys of living are not found by rushing from point A to point B, but by inventing some… — Douglas Pagels Copy Share Image
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“Your middle name might be discreet, but mine is resourceful, Darling.” — Ella Dominguez Copy Share Image
He [Napoleon] was as great as a man can be without morality. — Alexis de Tocqueville Copy Share Image
His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy. — Bryant H. McGill Copy Share Image
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Percy smiled at her - that sarcastic troublemaker smile that had annoyed her for years but eventually had become endearing. His sea-green… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
The atmosphere of Venus consists of ammonia, sulfur, and nitric oxide. Man must have lived there once. — Andre Brie Copy Share Image
What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
See this hand? Its going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning… — Humaira Copy Share Image
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EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
I like a guy who's sarcastic, serious, sensitive - even just silent. But you have to do it at the right times.… — Moran Atias Copy Share Image
I fear that I have not got much to say about Canada, not having seen much; what I got by going to… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
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