Sarcastic Quotes · Page 11

Avoid sarcasm. Don't insist on the last word.

— Ford Frick

I've had them both, and I don't think much of either.

— Beatrix Lehmann

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

— KM II

Oh you wear sunglasses inside? It must be sunny on planet cool.

— Anonymous

Hmm. I'm still not very good at algebra. I just can't figure out Y.

— Anonymous

I'd kick you in the vagina but I don't wanna lose my shoe.

— Anonymous

“I really do mean to offend you, you know.”

— Kaycee Browning

No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.

— Mae West

21st Century is truly: LIFELESS Communication: WIRELESS Cooking:FIRELESS Youth:JOBLESS This Msg: MEANINGLESS Sender:PRICELESS Reader:USELESS...

— Anonymous

Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile.

— Mahmoud Darwish

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.

— Oscar Wilde

You slam a politician, you make out he's the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did…

— Pamela Hansford Johnson

The human race is lucky I'm a nice guy, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now.

— Anonymous

Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

— Anonymous

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

— George Carlin

It is a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon, 'launder' became a dirty word

— William Zinsser

'Sit Here and Cry' was one of the first songs I wrote with that overdramatic sarcastic dry sense of humor, which is…

— Aubrie Sellers

This worked out perfectly for me in college, because what nineteen-year-old Virginia boy doesn't want a wide-hipped, sarcastic Greek girl with short…

— Tina Fey

A house is never still in darkness to those who listen intently; there is a whispering in distant chambers, an unearthly hand…

— James M. Barrie

Oh I see you shine bright like a diamond huh? Well that's cool. I think I'll pass on my value and worth…

— Nicole Hill

I catch fire and find the reserves of courage and assertiveness to speak up. When that happens I get quite carried away.…

— William F. Buckley, Jr

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be…

— Kurt Fuller

In Lubbock, we grew up with two main things: God loves you and he's gonna send you to hell, and that sex…

— Butch Hancock

Sometimes I used to think to myself, 'Have I lost a sense of humor?' but I don't think that I have. I…

— Kenneth Branagh

She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache.

— Noel Coward

All I can say is, forgive me for I know exactly what I do.

— Nicole Hill

Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.

— Anonymous

I'm a sarcastic, observational storyteller.

— Tom Segura

It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.

— Paul Newman

I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm correct.

— Anonymous

How are u in beauty school and still ugly as shit? WTF are u studying?

— Derick Menendez

In her single person she managed to produce the effect of a majority.

— Ellen Glasgow

You grow on people, but so does cancer.

— Anonymous

If you don't want a sarcastic question? Then don't make a stupid one!

— Cecilia Escalante

I have friends who are so sarcastic but I never view it as mean.

— Kat Dennings

I'm so talented. I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time.

— The Blog That Describe Your Life

Sometimes on Facebook, I feel like I'm just talking to a wall.

— Anonymous

So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.

— Alan Bennett

Well I'd love to stay and chat but I fucking hate you.

— Anonymous

Give A Man A Mask And He Will Reveal His True Self.

— NizamShahbaaz