Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“There you are," Cardan says as I take my place beside him. "How has the night been going for you? Mine has… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
“So what's it to be, Bear?" Dev lifted his leg and gave a sarcastic slap to his thigh. "By golly, I'll take… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I'm sarcastic, skeptical, and sometimes callous because I'm still afraid, deep down, of letting myself be hurt. — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
Cheaters want you to be loyal while they're being unfaithful. Makes sense. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Say That Again, Bitch, And I'll Make Sure Your Next Period Comes Out Your Mouth — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Watching the fireworks alone is so romantic, I just wanna make out with myself... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The cat looked as if it were about to say something sarcastic. Then it flicked its whiskers and said, "Challenge her. There's… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I wasn't aware that answering my mom's question was considered talking back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary. — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
Though we adore men individually, we agree as a group they're rather stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back...So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh I'm sorry, I didnt realize that you are an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest. — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
I consider myself almost a Californian at this point, because I've been here long enough. Obviously, when I first came to the… — Reid Scott Copy Share Image
Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
