A man is a king, a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches, still think ur a man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I find myself to be quite sarcastic, and I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't get that. — Andrej Pejic Copy Share Image
He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup. — Wilson Mizner Copy Share Image
At first I thought he was walking a dog. Then I realized it was his date. — Edith Massey Copy Share Image
Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers?? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are not obnoxious like so many other people, you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems I'm being rude or stupid. — Sky Ferreira Copy Share Image
The cat looked as if it were about to say something sarcastic. Then it flicked its whiskers and said, "Challenge her. There's… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Am I nice? At times(I can be nice)...ask me do I give AF?no...am I a asshole? Yes of course...if u can't read… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The service in L.A. is the best. You don't get sarcastic, surly, fed-up waiters and waitresses like you do in England. They're… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
You say you love me ... Aww muffin!! Acchhoo.. Sorry my allergies to bullshit is acting up, it's telling me that your… — Zabi Khojazada Copy Share Image
The old woman was not only ugly with the ugliness age brings us all but showed signs of formidable ugliness by birth… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Get the point?" I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile. Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast. "What? Sarcastic postkill… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“There you are," Cardan says as I take my place beside him. "How has the night been going for you? Mine has… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
Most of the world's work is done by people who don't feel very well. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
