Sarcastic Quotes · Page 10

Love your enemies.. it pisses them off.

— Anonymous

Yes dad, Every guy I know is my boyfriend...

— Amanda

“I'm not sarcastic my ways just better.”

— quinn lofits

Tact is for people who aren't smart or witty enough to be sarcastic.

— Anonymous

A four-hundred-dollar suit on him would look like socks on a rooster.

— Earl Long

He never bore a grudge against anyone he wronged.

— Simone Signoret

Avoid sarcasm. Don't insist on the last word.

— Ford Frick

I've had them both, and I don't think much of either.

— Beatrix Lehmann

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

— George Carlin

Attention men! Your penis is not Pinocchio's nose! It will not get bigger if you lie!

— Sarah Moores

21st Century is truly: LIFELESS Communication: WIRELESS Cooking:FIRELESS Youth:JOBLESS This Msg: MEANINGLESS Sender:PRICELESS Reader:USELESS...

— Anonymous

Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile.

— Mahmoud Darwish

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.

— Oscar Wilde

You slam a politician, you make out he's the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did…

— Pamela Hansford Johnson

The human race is lucky I'm a nice guy, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now.

— Anonymous

Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

— Anonymous

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be…

— Kurt Fuller

In Lubbock, we grew up with two main things: God loves you and he's gonna send you to hell, and that sex…

— Butch Hancock

Sometimes I used to think to myself, 'Have I lost a sense of humor?' but I don't think that I have. I…

— Kenneth Branagh

'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of…

— Mark Twain

I want someone that I can have fun with and laugh with. I love to laugh, and I'm really sarcastic, so it's…

— Matt Lanter

I I l I lo I lov I love I love you … I love you the most. I love you the…

— Anonymous

I started out doing things like 'Flash Forward,' where I was the girl-next-door, and then, I did a show called 'Higher Ground,'…

— Jewel Staite

Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is nothing at all ridiculous about…

— Bill Bryson

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

— KM II

Oh you wear sunglasses inside? It must be sunny on planet cool.

— Anonymous

Hmm. I'm still not very good at algebra. I just can't figure out Y.

— Anonymous

I'd kick you in the vagina but I don't wanna lose my shoe.

— Anonymous

“I really do mean to offend you, you know.”

— Kaycee Browning

No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.

— Mae West

She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache.

— Noel Coward

All I can say is, forgive me for I know exactly what I do.

— Nicole Hill

Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.

— Anonymous

I'm a sarcastic, observational storyteller.

— Tom Segura

I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm correct.

— Anonymous

How are u in beauty school and still ugly as shit? WTF are u studying?

— Derick Menendez

In her single person she managed to produce the effect of a majority.

— Ellen Glasgow

You grow on people, but so does cancer.

— Anonymous

I have friends who are so sarcastic but I never view it as mean.

— Kat Dennings

I'm so talented. I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time.

— The Blog That Describe Your Life