Whenever I see Myself In A Mirror, It Whispers,You're A Monster And I says Doubt Me. — NizamShahbaaz Copy Share Image
Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other. — Neil Simon Copy Share Image
I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic. — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
He has inhibited discussion by designating admonition as the method of dealing with a heretic- and the first method, too, because he… — Tertullian Copy Share Image
I'm totally an East Coast person, energetic and sarcastic. I'm not a nice L.A. person. — Diane Warren Copy Share Image
In Lubbock, we grew up with two main things: God loves you and he's gonna send you to hell, and that sex… — Butch Hancock Copy Share Image
Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s. — Andrei Codrescu Copy Share Image
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather brutal, a kind… — Jeremy Northam Copy Share Image
Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself. — Mae West Copy Share Image
History is a kind of introduction to more interesting people than we can possibly meet in our restricted lives; let us not… — Dexter Perkins Copy Share Image
Go Compareeee Go Compareeeee give me a bat to hit the tw** at Go Compare. :@ — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't driving around on a bus and having a campfire kind of adding to the environment… — Will Smith Copy Share Image
That I walk around calling people 'dummy' and 'hockey puck'. I do have a different life apart from being sarcastic on stage.… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
At first I thought he was walking a dog. Then I realized it was his date. — Edith Massey Copy Share Image
If I ever wanted to commit suicide, I'd definitely jump from your ego level to your IQ level — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Science can never solve one problem without raising ten more problems. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
