He was so crooked, you could have used his spine for a safety-pin. — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. — Pierre-Auguste Renoir Copy Share Image
Though we adore men individually, we agree as a group they're rather stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Never be SARCASTIC. A clever remark might gain you a few laughs but the butt of your remarks will be offended and… — Gary L. Graybill Copy Share Image
It's fun to be sarcastic, but now I'm able to express myself in a way that's much more sincere. — Christina Ricci Copy Share Image
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time. — Keyzee Copy Share Image
When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do… — Babloo Copy Share Image
I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two… — Humaira Copy Share Image
'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I want someone that I can have fun with and laugh with. I love to laugh, and I'm really sarcastic, so it's… — Matt Lanter Copy Share Image
I I l I lo I lov I love I love you … I love you the most. I love you the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I started out doing things like 'Flash Forward,' where I was the girl-next-door, and then, I did a show called 'Higher Ground,'… — Jewel Staite Copy Share Image
Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is nothing at all ridiculous about… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Light can replace Dark, Success can replace Failure, Smile can replace Pain, But nothing can replace YOU, WHY? . . cuz Defective… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
It's a sort of piss-take on culture, because a drag queen is a clown - a parody of our society. It's a… — RuPaul Copy Share Image
If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete! — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
