Funny facebook status Quote by Tracy Ambler Download Open image “If you were twice as smart, you'd be a half-wit” — Tracy Ambler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Intelligence Sarcastic Stupidity
Sometimes we are inclined to class those who are once-and-a-half witted with the half-witted, because we appreciate only a third part of their wit. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Let's face it, most of us are not half as smart as we may sometimes think we are-- and for intellectuals, not one-tenth as… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
Deprived of the company of fools, a great wit does not seem half so clever. — Francois Alexandre Frederic, duc de la Rochefoucauld-Liancourt Copy Share Image
Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years. — Margaret Cavendish Copy Share Image
Who can prove Wit to be witty when with deeper ground Dulness intuitive declares wit dull? — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Unless they give you a reason to not trust them, don't spend all your time trying to catch someone in a lie, or constantly… — Tracy Ambler Copy Share Image
Each night I go to bed praying that tomorrow will be the day I finally get over you. Every morning I wake up terrified… — Tracy Ambler Copy Share Image
You can't get mad at someone for being who they are. You can only get mad at yourself for trying to change them,. — Tracy Ambler Copy Share Image
Letting you back into my heart was the SECOND biggest mistake of my life! — Tracy Ambler Copy Share Image
You can't blame someone for being who they are. You can only blame yourself for trying to make them different. — Tracy Ambler Copy Share Image
Every Night-I go to bed praying that tomorrow, I finally get over you . Each Morning- I wake up terrified that today, I finally do — Tracy Ambler Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
