If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Individuals who have a sarcastic personality tend to be more honest & upfront, the type of people you want as friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“God is always willing to give you the best life possible. If you change your mind at any time you are free… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. — Hy Gardner Copy Share Image
Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog. — Harold Wilson Copy Share Image
See this hand? Its going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning… — Humaira Copy Share Image
A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Style of break up: Boy bought a gift for his Girlfriend. girl:What the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A nasty letter or a sarcastic one can make you righteously angry, but what can you do about a polite letter of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Advertisers in general bear a large part of the responsibility for the deep feelings of inadequacy that drive women to psychiatrists, pills,… — Marya Mannes Copy Share Image
Chick flick is not a term used to praise a movie. Nobody says 'it's a great chick flick.' It's a way of… — Callie Khouri Copy Share Image
When I first started writing, I was living in England and I had that uniquely English sense of sarcasm, which has definitely… — Jane Green Copy Share Image
“Perfect! Now we're being chased by hoards of monkeys! Perhaps you would care to name their species as we're attacked, just so… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
I don't want to come across the wrong way, which is hard when being funny or sarcastic at times, but I also… — Toni Garrn Copy Share Image
Science can never solve one problem without raising ten more problems. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rage. — Anne Bosworth Greene Copy Share Image
