Politicians say problems to teens happen because they are so ultra modern.. well, if you watch our dear nation's leaders car, t.v,… — Rose Hathway Copy Share Image
That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
You say you love me ... Aww muffin!! Acchhoo.. Sorry my allergies to bullshit is acting up, it's telling me that your… — Zabi Khojazada Copy Share Image
I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to eat something I found on the ground ... and when I do, I'm going to say Yum Yum! — Higher Grounds Copy Share Image
You are not obnoxious like so many other people, you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would not want to put him in charge of snake control in Ireland. — Eugene McCarthy Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems I'm being rude or stupid. — Sky Ferreira Copy Share Image
So yes, this is a show about an adolescent girl, her friends, and various vampires. Vampires writing in diaries, vampires attending high… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You crush the Caterpillars, but then complain when there's no Butterflys... — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
“Wait-you mean the Mall, as in a bunch of museums in DC that we would wander around and I'd pretend like I… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
I'm the walkingest girl around. I like to work at it - really get my heart pounding. — Amy Yasbeck Copy Share Image
Whoa, what is this? Battle of the Sarcastic and Pissed? Should I make popcorn? Forget American Idol, man. This is much more… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
