Alimony Quote by John Barrymore Download Open image “You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.” — John Barrymore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Alimony Money Months Pay Realizing Sarcastic
We're all divorced from reality; the only question is whether you're paying alimony or receiving it. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much — Don Adams Copy Share Image
It really doesn't matter if I work a lot, because most of everything I earn goes to pay alimony. — Ken Berry Copy Share Image
Most men don't realize their wife's worth till a judge decides the alimony amount — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it. — Peggy Hopkins Joyce Copy Share Image
“On alimony: "Why should it be your ex's responsibility to give you a lifestyle that you yourself cannot afford?” — emma johnson Copy Share Image
If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
In some instances, alimony has become akin to a social-welfare program provided by working women to their ex-husbands. — Diane Garnick Copy Share Image
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow, while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
Mr. [John] Barrymore's smile was the smile of an actor who hates actors, and who knows that he is going to kill two or… — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
“happiness always sneaks in through a door you din't know you left open” — john barrymore Copy Share Image
He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died early, surrounded by greedy relatives. It was a great… — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
Paper napkins never return from a laundry - nor love from a trip to the law courts — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
People go to restaurants for so many different reasons. To court a girl, to make some deal. Maybe to talk to some lawyer about… — Gay Talese Copy Share Image
Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. — Oliver Herford Copy Share Image
I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks. — Burt Reynolds Copy Share Image
My compulsion to always be working has become less strong and my current business is purely down to this enormous alimony. If I wasn't… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
My mother didn't feel sorry for herself, she was left with no child support, no alimony at a very young age, with a child… — Kellyanne Conway Copy Share Image
I know a lot of writers who would much rather be writing the Great American Novel, but they've got bills to pay and alimony,… — Eric Stoltz Copy Share Image
L.A. ispolluted. It's overpopulated. But it is very much home. It was inevitable for me, the moving back. I was living in San Francisco,… — James Ellroy Copy Share Image
The novel is final form; it's the ultimate individual final form. Television and motion pictures never get there. You'd be fabulous to think that… — James Ellroy Copy Share Image
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it. — Peggy Hopkins Joyce Copy Share Image
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