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“Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve.”

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“I don't know if you've noticed, but our two-party system is a bowl of shit looking at itself in the mirror.”

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Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.

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“Adam's lips are set in a grime line. I can't tell if he's about to cry or about to punch the guard. For his…

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And as regards Adam and Eve we must maintain that before the fall they were virgins in Paradise: but after they sinned, and were…

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Adam became so proud that he wished to become God and died for his pride; the Son of God humbled Himself unto death, and…

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Adam was a gardener, and God, who made him, sees that half of all good gardening is done upon the knees.

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