Divorce Quote by emma johnson

“You nitwits think that women need alimony. They don't. They can stand on their own two feet.”

— Avijeet Das

Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.

— H. L. Mencken

“Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.”

— Groucho Marx

We're all divorced from reality; the only question is whether you're paying alimony or receiving it.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

In some instances, alimony has become akin to a social-welfare program provided by working women to their ex-husbands.

— Diane Garnick

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

— Groucho Marx

“Q: Why does a divorce cost so much? A: Because it's worth it.”

— Various

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

— Arthur Baer

“Alimony: bounty after the mutiny.”

— Max Kaufmann

Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it.

— Peggy Hopkins Joyce

“Divorce is an expensive punishment love gets when it fails”

— Bangambiki Habyarimana

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping…

— Robin Williams