Reality Quote by John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping…

— Robin Williams

I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much

— Don Adams

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

— John Barrymore

It really doesn't matter if I work a lot, because most of everything I earn goes to pay alimony.

— Ken Berry

Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it.

— Peggy Hopkins Joyce

In some instances, alimony has become akin to a social-welfare program provided by working women to their ex-husbands.

— Diane Garnick

If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to…

— Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

— Groucho Marx

“research has shown that many couples entering marriage do not have anything like a clear idea of what generally happens, with respect to either…

— Richard H. Thaler

“On alimony: "Why should it be your ex's responsibility to give you a lifestyle that you yourself cannot afford?”

— emma johnson

Most men don't realize their wife's worth till a judge decides the alimony amount

— Anonymous

Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.

— H. L. Mencken