John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

It isn't he who laughs last, but he whose laugh lasts.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

We're all divorced from reality; the only question is whether you're paying alimony or receiving it.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

I can't live, if living is without living without you.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

The question isn't whether it's SFW, the question is whether W is SF it.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

Don't try this at home. Do this at home, or do this at home not, there is no try.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

Those who complain that it's lonely at the top never invite you up there to keep them company.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

It may be to die for, but is it to die and be risen again as one of the undead, doomed to…

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How a dirty little secret gets found out is usually a dirtier little secret.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

To not wear anything, and to wear nothing, are not the same.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

The scar confirms the beauty, the beauty the scar.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

You run away to join *another* circus.

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Man has become a tool of his tools? Man, what a tool.

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Don't touch me ... I don't know where I've been.

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They're called 'tats' and not 'toos' because it's cool to say 'I have a tat too,' but it isn't necessarily cool to…

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From a Twitter post on why food is better than people: 'Bagels don't talk about you behind your back.' ... Since WHEN???

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The fact that toast always lands buttered side down would be a blessing if you kept your floor covered in marmalade.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

What you can't rise above, you may yet ooze under.

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I know how twisters feel. I've touched down in trailer parks and wished I could do the same thing.

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The ultimate onomatopoeia of truth is a word that makes no sound.

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If you want it to be heard, don't shout it from the rooftops, whisper it in the basement.

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I found God. Where do I turn him in?

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Let's not do something we'll regret later. Let's do it now!

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Whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger. Now if I could just find something that doesn't kill me.

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It's only a holy grail as long as you don't find it.

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In a tissue paper jungle, the paper tiger is justly feared.

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