The fact that toast always lands buttered side down would be a blessing if you kept your floor covered in marmalade. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Blessings Copy Share Image
If the criteria was whether it demanded a cash bribe, what data wouldn't be considered corrupted? — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Computers Copy Share Image
To not wear anything, and to wear nothing, are not the same. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Beauty Copy Share Image
I know how twisters feel. I've touched down in trailer parks and wished I could do the same thing. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Weather Copy Share Image
The problem with the Peter Principle is that it assumes somebody somewhere is competent in the first place. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic First place Copy Share Image
The world needs more heroes its soup is tasting a little thin. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Hero Copy Share Image
A suicide bomber is a flash mob of one. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Peace Copy Share Image
He who laughs last thinks slowest? How do you know he isn't laughing first??? — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Comedy Copy Share Image
The map is not the territory. The territory contains way more errors. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Errors Copy Share Image
Birds don't sing after a storm, they sing before the next one. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Bird Copy Share Image
Be levelheaded, that your head be not leveled. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Common sense Copy Share Image
Not only is life too short, it has acne and looks geeky in gym clothes. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Gym Copy Share Image
Peace through strength. Neutrinos through solid matter. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Peace Copy Share Image
If you want to read the fortune, you've got to break the cookie. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Fortune Copy Share Image
I stand behind my words. It's just hard to see me because they're so much bigger than I am. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Bigger Copy Share Image
Question authority. Ask authority if it's lost weight or been working out recently, because it's really looking great. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Authority Copy Share Image
Is it that a lot of stuff looks like the Virgin Mary, or that the Virgin Mary looks like a lot of… — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Looks Copy Share Image
