A stone trips you. A daisy reaches up and pulls you down. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Beauty Copy Share Image
Whatever happened to that moment called NOW? — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Motivational Copy Share Image
If the criteria was whether it demanded a cash bribe, what data wouldn't be considered corrupted? — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Computers Copy Share Image
Past, present, future: a collusion to perpetuate a delusion for the sake of an illusion. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Past present Copy Share Image
I may be human scum, but damn it, I'm still scum. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Dignity Copy Share Image
The world needs more heroes its soup is tasting a little thin. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Hero Copy Share Image
Aim for the stars. Even if you miss, you may hit an executive producer. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Astronomy Copy Share Image
Always write your signature move in disappearing ink. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Subtlety Copy Share Image
They say truth is stranger than fiction. If that's true, it's stranger than it would be if it wasn't. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Fiction Copy Share Image
They say it's lonely at the top. Down here at the bottom, of course, it's one big sex party. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Loneliness Copy Share Image
“As if the right hand knew what the right hand was doing.” — John Alejandro King aka The Covert Comic Funny Copy Share Image
Whether it's SFW depends on your W. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Safety Copy Share Image
Leave well enough alone. Take bad enough out for dinner and a movie. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Movie Copy Share Image
In the Photoshop of life, some of us need sharpening, some of us need resizing, and some of us need a whole… — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Life Copy Share Image
“I read the Cannibal Manifesto. The part where it says they like eating people is on page 289.” — John Alejandro King aka The Covert Comic Cannibalism Copy Share Image
To everyone else, I'm the happiest person in the world. But deep down inside, I'm really only the 12th happiest person in… — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Happiness Copy Share Image
Flattery will get me nowhere? That's a hell of a lot better than the place I am now. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Flattery Copy Share Image
The problem with the Peter Principle is that it assumes somebody somewhere is competent in the first place. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic First place Copy Share Image
“Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around inebriated.” — John Alejandro King aka The Covert Comic Anger Copy Share Image
The joke isn't too soon, the tragedy is too late. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Jokes Copy Share Image
Birds don't sing after a storm, they sing before the next one. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Motivational Copy Share Image
Peace through strength. Neutrinos through solid matter. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Peace Copy Share Image
A suicide bomber is a flash mob of one. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Peace Copy Share Image
Be levelheaded, that your head be not leveled. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Common sense Copy Share Image
