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“He who laughs last thinks slowest? How do you know he isn't laughing first???”

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It isn't he who laughs last, but he whose laugh lasts.

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We're all divorced from reality; the only question is whether you're paying alimony or receiving it.

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I can't live, if living is without living without you.

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The question isn't whether it's SFW, the question is whether W is SF it.

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Don't try this at home. Do this at home, or do this at home not, there is no try.

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Those who complain that it's lonely at the top never invite you up there to keep them company.

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It may be to die for, but is it to die and be risen again as one of the undead, doomed to wander soulless…

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How a dirty little secret gets found out is usually a dirtier little secret.

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To not wear anything, and to wear nothing, are not the same.

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The scar confirms the beauty, the beauty the scar.

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You run away to join *another* circus.

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Man has become a tool of his tools? Man, what a tool.

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