First place Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “He who laughs last didn't get it in the first place.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare First place Firsts Lasts Laughing Laughter Make you laugh Making people laugh Short laugh
It isn't he who laughs last, but he whose laugh lasts. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“But the process should not be confused with science. When tests are used as selections devices, they're not a neutral tool; they become a… — William H. Whyte Copy Share Image
The whole concept of stage fright is fascinating. Actors get stage fright, but they wouldn't be on the stage in the first place if… — Robert Greene Copy Share Image
“I felt like praying or something, when I was in bed, but I couldn't do it. I can't always pray when I feel like… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
The politician attempts to remedy the evil by increasing the very thing that caused the evil in the first place: legal plunder. — Frederic Bastiat Copy Share Image
At times you are going to miss people. When that happens, others have to come to the front and show the calibre that brought… — Mike Phelan Copy Share Image
Im never shocked when people let me down nowadays. I just hate the fact that I put myself in a position to be let… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Had a 90's music party with my Glee family tonight. Helped remind me why I got into music in the first place. — Mark Salling Copy Share Image
“We heard about people who go back to their roots. That is good, but don't get stuck in the root. There is the branch,… — Natalie Goldberg Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid of failure, be afraid of not trying in the first place. — Marie Forleo Copy Share Image
“If you have the ability and the opportunity to help someone, but you don't do anything just because you're scared or it's inconvenient or… — Bree Despain Copy Share Image
Every penny we spend comes from the taxpayer. We thus owe it to the taxpayer to work as hard managing that money wisely as… — Mick Mulvaney Copy Share Image
“The traumatized soul finds no rest in conditions of peace. It’s forever questing for violence, for action, for the same combination of factors which… — Matthew S. Williams Copy Share Image
