Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. — Oliver Herford Copy Share Image
We're all divorced from reality; the only question is whether you're paying alimony or receiving it. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it. — Peggy Hopkins Joyce Copy Share Image
Men aren't able to retire and are going bankrupt making alimony payments. — Ralph Norman Copy Share Image
It really doesn't matter if I work a lot, because most of everything I earn goes to pay alimony. — Ken Berry Copy Share Image
I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks. — Burt Reynolds Copy Share Image
Zsa Zsa Gabor, the only woman ever to apply for group alimony. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Most men don't realize their wife's worth till a judge decides the alimony amount — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know a lot of writers who would much rather be writing the Great American Novel, but they've got bills to pay… — Eric Stoltz Copy Share Image
The vast army of women seeking divorce are mainly after easy alimony from men they have ceased to love - surely one… — Fannie Hurst Copy Share Image
If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
People go to restaurants for so many different reasons. To court a girl, to make some deal. Maybe to talk to some… — Gay Talese Copy Share Image
Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
My mother didn't feel sorry for herself, she was left with no child support, no alimony at a very young age, with… — Kellyanne Conway Copy Share Image
My compulsion to always be working has become less strong and my current business is purely down to this enormous alimony. If… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
L.A. ispolluted. It's overpopulated. But it is very much home. It was inevitable for me, the moving back. I was living in… — James Ellroy Copy Share Image
The novel is final form; it's the ultimate individual final form. Television and motion pictures never get there. You'd be fabulous to… — James Ellroy Copy Share Image
There are so many varieties of films. You've got the jet-lagged films, where you fly to Bulgaria or wherever and get off… — Lance Henriksen Copy Share Image
“They throw rice at a new marriage, then give him beans in a divorcement.” — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“How the hell can you be liberated and accept alimony?” I said. Again the smile, innocent, beautiful, glorious, and satanic. “Exploit the… — Robert B. Parker Copy Share Image
“Lonliness is a bitch, but then so is alimony and child support. - a very disillusioned Apoorva, THE PLATOS ASCENSION BRIEF.” — Earl Devere Copy Share Image
“California has legislatively barred alimony payments to a dependent spouse who has attempted to murder the supporting spouse. Cal. Fam. Code § 4324.” — D. Kelly Weisberg Copy Share Image
If a woman is really injured by her marriage, she should sue under the employer liability act. She should claim damages--not alimony. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman Copy Share Image
“You nitwits think that women need alimony. They don't. They can stand on their own two feet.” — Avijeet Das Copy Share Image
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.'… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much — Don Adams Copy Share Image
“research has shown that many couples entering marriage do not have anything like a clear idea of what generally happens, with respect… — Richard H. Thaler Copy Share Image
I was looking very much for a career. My second marriage to Stan Herman had ended, and I wanted very much to… — Linda Evans Copy Share Image
In time truth and science and nature will adapt themselves to art. Things will happen logically, and the villain be discomfited instead… — O. Henry Copy Share Image
