Earn Quote by Ken Berry

I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much

— Don Adams

We're all divorced from reality; the only question is whether you're paying alimony or receiving it.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

— John Barrymore

People always assume I don't need to work for money, but my divorce settlement was not as much as it's always reported to be.

— Daphne Guinness

In some instances, alimony has become akin to a social-welfare program provided by working women to their ex-husbands.

— Diane Garnick

I did have an expensive divorce, but I'm now better off than I was. So I don't need to work, I just love it.

— Chris Tarrant

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

— Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

— Arthur Baer

Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.

— H. L. Mencken

I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks.

— Burt Reynolds

“On alimony: "Why should it be your ex's responsibility to give you a lifestyle that you yourself cannot afford?”

— emma johnson

If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to…

— Groucho Marx