Divorce Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Most men don't realize their wife's worth till a judge decides the alimony amount” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Divorce Funny Jokes Marriage
Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
We're all divorced from reality; the only question is whether you're paying alimony or receiving it. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
Men aren't able to retire and are going bankrupt making alimony payments. — Ralph Norman Copy Share Image
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent more women to the grave than to the courts… — Lemuel K Washburn Copy Share Image
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it. — Peggy Hopkins Joyce Copy Share Image
A man who gets divorced is not forever going to be talked about for it. There are very different standards that we have for… — Bianca Jagger Copy Share Image
It really doesn't matter if I work a lot, because most of everything I earn goes to pay alimony. — Ken Berry Copy Share Image
In the long run wives are to be paid in a peculiar coin — consideration for their feelings. As it usually turns out this… — Elizabeth Hardwick Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every woman I have ever loved has left her print upon me, where I loved some invaluable piece of myself apart from me-so different… — Audre Lorde Copy Share Image
I had a pretty public divorce. They're not easy - divorces - and it took me a long time to really get through. — Nas Copy Share Image
Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
If I told my wife I was going to become a manager she'd say 'sign this then. Don't worry it's only a divorce. Au… — David Ginola Copy Share Image
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death.… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
“Jesus and Paul knew the Old Testament completely. Their comments about divorce were meant to add to, not replace or change, what was already… — Caroline Abbott Copy Share Image
Everyone knows that when you go through a divorce, it's a really difficult time for both parties and you've all - you believe, you… — Heather Mills Copy Share Image
Those who divorce aren't necessarily the most unhappy, just those neatly able to believe their misery is caused by one other person. — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
I've been through hell. It's hard to think you have this life, and then all of a sudden - was it a lie? You're… — Elin Nordegren Copy Share Image
Divorce is so common and accepted in America that beating myself up over it may sound ridiculous. But I was raised to believe that… — Trisha Yearwood Copy Share Image
“Separation isn’t time or distance it’s the bridge between us finer than silk thread sharper than swords” — Nazım Hikmet Copy Share Image
“It’s a fallacy that this generation does not know how to love as its predecessor did. Truth of the matter is, modern love is… — Lebo Grand Copy Share Image
